Humor in Uniform - 5/16/2010

[R J]

5/16/2010
During Army Basic training, our first lieutenant took us on a march and asked each of us where our home was.   After everyone had answered, he sneered and said "You're all wrong.  The Army is now your home."  Back at the barracks, he read our evening duties, then asked the first sergeant if he had anything to say.  "You bet I do," the first sergeant replied.  "Men, while you were gone today, I found beds improperly made, clothes not hanging correctly, shoes not shined and footlockers a mess.   Where do you think you are?  Home?"                         
Jack Heavey