Food for thought

[Super Santa]

 Let's put the seniors in jail, and the criminals in a nursing home.

              This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies,
        and walks, they'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental
        and medical treatment , wheel chairs etc. and they'd receive money
        instead of paying it out.

             They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be
        helped instantly ,if they fell, or needed assistance.

              Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would
        be ironed and returned to them.  A guard would check on them every
        20 minutes, and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.  They
        would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.

              They would have access to a library, weight room,spiritual
        counseling, pool, and education.  Simple clothing , shoes,
        slippers, P.J.'s and legal aid would be free, on request.

              Private, secure rooms for all, with an outdoor exercise
        yard, with gardens.  Each senior could have a P.C. a T.V. radio,
        and daily phone calls.

              There would be a board of directors , to hear complaints,
        and the guards would have a code of conduct, that would be
        strictly adhered to.

              The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone, and
        unsupervised. lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week.  Live in
        a tiny room , and pay $5000.00 per month and have no hope of ever
        getting out. 

Justice for all.

[Jess from VA]

I like it.