Happy St. Patrics day... Tuesday Teasers

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McQuillan  walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini,
Each  time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.
When  the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks  consumed,
The  Irishman started to leave.
"S'cuse  me", said  a customer,
Who  was puzzled over what McQuillan had done,
"what  was that all about?"
"Nothin',  said the Irishman,
"me  wife just sent me out for a jar of olives!"