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The Republican truck. (IT'S A JOKE, PEOPLE!)

Started by John Schmidt, Tue 01, Jun 2010, 20:06:23

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John Schmidt

I stopped by the Toyota Dealership yesterday for a look at the new Tacoma . Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct...

The salesman (wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.

The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with his mind, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.

Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.

I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership........damn guy had no sense of humor.  :2funny: :2funny:

alph

that was a good one!! :roll:

problem is, they had eight years to develope the technology and all they could do is figure out a way to blow up your ass!!
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RoadKill

I'm not sure I would want to risk having Toyota's new Blow by wire technology going Wide open throttle on my ass!  :D

valkmc

Quote from: RoadKill on Tue 01, Jun 2010, 21:53:29
I'm not sure I would want to risk having Toyota's new Blow by wire technology going Wide open throttle on my ass!  :D
I read somewhere the blow by stuck and dam near blew the driver up. Toyota plans a recall but both Dems and Reps say the risk is been blown out of proportion.
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