Texas Sheriff Entrance Exam

[TomT]

A man in Texas looking to join the Frio County Sheriffs Dept.  was being interviewed.

The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your  qualifications look good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must  pass before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson 45  pistol across the desk, he says to the man, "Take this pistol; go out and  shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers,  six  'Progressive Liberal' democrats,
and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"  the man asked.

"That's the attitude we're looking for!" said the  Sergeant, "When can you start?"

[Sludge]

LOL thats a good one! 

[Serk]

Sadly, the Hispanic, EXTREMELY progressive liberal democrat sheriff of Dallas County would disagree...



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lupe_Valdez

(Yeah, I'm rather embarrassed for my home county...)

[Lyn-Del]

As long as he's a legal resident -- I'd hope citizen if he's holding office -- then it's only the EXTREMELY progressive liberal democrat part that's a problem.

[Serk]

As long as he's a legal resident -- I'd hope citizen if he's holding office -- then it's only the EXTREMELY progressive liberal democrat part that's a problem.

Yup... As long as someone's here legally, I've no problem with it... But there's more with her... Besides being far left wing, she's also a VERY high and mighty snob about it... I've got relatives that had to deal with her a few times and she thinks she walks on water...

I 'spose most people in power do though, but only had to deal with her...

But yeah, a far left wing anything as sheriff of Dallas County is just shocking... (I left off the female lesbian part initially, shoulda left the Hispanic part off and just left it as "far left wing"...)

[Psychotic Bovine]

A man in Texas looking to join the Frio County Sheriffs Dept.  was being interviewed.

The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your  qualifications look good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must  pass before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson 45  pistol across the desk, he says to the man, "Take this pistol; go out and  shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers,  six  'Progressive Liberal' democrats,
and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"  the man asked.

"That's the attitude we're looking for!" said the  Sergeant, "When can you start?"

Snopes says this is false.

[Jeff K]

A man in Texas looking to join the Frio County Sheriffs Dept.  was being interviewed.

The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your  qualifications look good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must  pass before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson 45  pistol across the desk, he says to the man, "Take this pistol; go out and  shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers,  six  'Progressive Liberal' democrats,
and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"  the man asked.

"That's the attitude we're looking for!" said the  Sergeant, "When can you start?"

Snopes says this is false.

Really? A joke is false?! What will come next? A joke about religion ?

[Black Dog]

Really? A joke is false?!

Me thinks Mark was making a joke...   

Black Dog

[Psychotic Bovine]

Methinks Mark is my brother.
But, you're right, it was a joke.  I was making a joke of the fact that a lot of people use Snopes as the be-all and end-all to proof.