So I check my snail mail tonight....

[fudgie]

And I get coupons for Depends.  ??? I know my 33rd b-day is coming up but jeez! 

[Stanley Steamer]

$%^&&*&......Yeah, Supperman!!

[R J]

And I get coupons for Depends.  ??? I know my 33rd b-day is coming up but jeez! 

Age ain't got a damn thing to do with em son........

It is your bladder muscles............

I have a co-worker at the dealership who will pee his pants at the drop of a wrench.   Any loud noise and he does do da dribbles, so he wears Depends and he is only 28.   Been wearing them for I think he said 9 years now.........  Otherwise, he is a heck of a nice guy, and would do anything for ya if he thought you needed help.......  It was caused for him by a football injury......... that he never had taken care of when needed..........

[FryeVRCCDS0067]

A new concealed carry option? 

[Big IV]

My mom has a friend who put her name on the contact list for meals on wheels when she turned 40.  Apparently that happened a lot. They thought it was as funny as he did.

When I was in high school we would regularly write the chemistry teacher's name and phone number on all the military recruiter lists. Just trying to get rid of him.

[Bagger John - #3785]

A new concealed carry option? 

That depends.

[FryeVRCCDS0067]

My mom has a friend who put her name on the contact list for meals on wheels when she turned 40.  Apparently that happened a lot. They thought it was as funny as he did.

When I was in high school we would regularly write the chemistry teacher's name and phone number on all the military recruiter lists. Just trying to get rid of him.

That reminded me of something I had forgotten about. Years ago (before Viagra) I started finding ads for help with "male problems" in my mail box. They would always show an old guy with a young sweet thing and imply that it could happen to you if you bought their product. I was single at the time, had several girlfriends and was puzzled to say the least. It turned out my step-dad was being sent this junk mail and Mom was putting it in new envelopes and sending it to me as a joke!!

My Mom elevated practical jokes to the level of an art form. That's just one of many good ones she got me with. She's been gone many years now and I really miss her.