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Started by big turkey, Wed 09, Jun 2010, 20:16:42

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big turkey

The latest Diagnosis on my Brain is my Right Frontal Lobe is Outrunning My Left Frontal Lobe.

Confirmed by EEG.

Is this serious?

I am serious about this queerie.

It's a honest question.

Is there a home remedy for this or should I go straight to the Hospital and take this up with

a Proctologist.

Or is that Neuroligist?

Big Al


Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005

What you need is a ride and I just happen to know of a good one this coming weekend  ;) ....I've told you many times before " Doctors kill more people than guns every year " .   No charge for this medical advice  :cooldude:



I've seen alot of people that thought they were cool , but then again Lord I've seen alot of fools.

JimL

That was pretty hilarious....no doubt about it big guy......you need help!!

RoadKill

Quote from: Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005 on Wed 09, Jun 2010, 20:27:53
What you need is a ride and I just happen to know of a good one this coming weekend  ;) ....I've told you many times before " Doctors kill more people than guns every year " .   No charge for this medical advice  :cooldude:



+1  :cooldude:  

And AL, Most all the Dr's I have met are asshole Dr's no matter what field they specialize in!  :2funny:

big turkey

Not kidding about the Lobe Thing, but that really blew thier mind at work in the Medical Dept.

They are just going on what I tell them and I am afraid they think I know more about the Medical

Field than some of them do.

I use more big words and they think I must have some sort of background.

Little do they know, I am Detonators Side Kick Super Hero Helper. Super Al.

you may have noticed that Super Hero that Joe posted.

Yes that was me and my sidekick Super Man.

He's Dead now and I have taken on the Super Hero Side Kick Role for Detonator.

Evil has to have it's little be hind whipped every now and then.

Delusion of Grandure Big Al

Kymbo

You sound like youre getting cabin fever Al

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Quote from: BIG AL on Wed 09, Jun 2010, 20:16:42
The latest Diagnosis on my Brain is my Right Frontal Lobe is Outrunning My Left Frontal Lobe.

Confirmed by EEG.

Is this serious?

I am serious about this queerie.

It's a honest question.

Is there a home remedy for this or should I go straight to the Hospital and take this up with

a Proctologist.

Or is that Neuroligist?

Big Al



A sharp blow to the right temple with a ball peen hammer shoudl sort you out  ;D

shortleg

   I think what they are telling you is that
you are left handed.
         Shortleg[Dave]

Momz

Obviously,....in need of therapy,.....oh,...never mind!

Sanity is highly overated, just listen to political pundits.

ALWAYS QUESTION AUTHORITY! 

97 Valk bobber, 98 Valk Rat Rod, 2K SuperValk, plus several other classic bikes

Cliff

Quote from: Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005 on Wed 09, Jun 2010, 20:27:53
What you need is a ride and I just happen to know of a good one this coming weekend  ;) ....I've told you many times before " Doctors kill more people than guns every year " .   No charge for this medical advice  :cooldude:



I need to move closer to where the rides are, love group rides!!!
VRCC # 29680

Mickey Runie

Maybe you should get a lobotomy.  When the right side can no longer talk to the left side, you can take sides and follow whichever side you want and there will be less arguing amongst them.    ;)

:uglystupid2: This little emoticon looks like it has had one.   :uglystupid2:

big turkey

Nope the sharp blow did not do it Britman.

But I do have a headache.

Blood seems to be running down my face.

Oh wait I hit the wrong side.

Ok back to the drawing board.

And the Ball Peen.

Al