What I learned at the Whiskey Run Ride-In......

[Highbinder]

First off I'd like to thank all of you who participated in the Whiskey Run Ride-In, the success of the event starts with all of you having a good time....I'd also like to congratulate you all on your riding abilities by keeping a 54 motorcycle ride together for over a 100 miles, that was amazing......now for what I learned at the Whiskey Run....


I learned that this man (Bandit) can fall asleep and dream of mermaids and make them appear....while sleeping in his little blue inner tube Bandit was cannon balled by 4 bikini clad young lady's, slipped thru his inner tube and almost drown....but he was a gentleman and helped them out of the pool afterwards...





I learned that later that evening this man Valkhound, stole the young lady's away from him...smoked a Hookah (flavored tobacco) with them and spent the rest of the night and early morning riding them around the parking lot on his Valk....then spent the rest of the day trying to stay awake....





I learned that this lady (Jackie) can not only ride her little Nighthawk 300 miles to a Valkyrie ride in, but can smoke a Harley while she is doing it, I watched her dust a Harley going over 70 on the open highway....way to go girl....



Here she is celebrating afterwards.....



I learned that this man was not blowing up a paper bag.......John from Houston



I learned that if I ever go looking for Bigfoot, I want this man along with me......



I learned that these old timey telephones can put you to sleep.......



I learned that this lady wasn't going to make anyone happy until she said free whiskey!!!



I learned that Hubcap (Mike) was really happy when they gave him not one free drink but 2 free drinks...doesn't take much to make Mike happy!!!!



I learned that Frog was also very happy when he got his 2 drinks.......



he was even happier when he got 2 more.....



I learned that this gun was responsible for many deaths....of course Frank James had nothing to do with them....



I learned that Joe can dive into the whiskey vat..!!!!



Joe!!hey Joe!!!!you in there?????



I learned that Gig could bend steel......

I learned that Lucky 13 can un-bend steel....and Gig is lucky he can, otherwise he would have been riding around in 1st gear all day....

I learned that having been a member of this club for over 10 years I still meet new people at every event and also get to share time with old friends....thanks again for participating and next year we're heading to the mountains where it's cooler, someplace Wild and Wonderful!!!! Hope you all can join us.....

[Michael K (Az.)]

I learned that I had to make up the pictures in my head cause I couldn't see any on my monitor.

[Highbinder]

Mike....try it now....

[RoadKill]

I learned that no matter what gathering you attend..the VRCC is made up of GREAT people!


Thanx, everyone!

[robin]

Had a great time Don can't wait for next years ride i think Joe is still at the bottom of that Vat 

[Black Dog]

Thanks for the post 

Looks like a good time was had by all.

Black Dog

[big turkey]

I had a good time and a few hugs by some nice woman, made the trip worth it.

Even though I could not ride my bike I got to follow a few home, to Tennessee.

I know I am not supposed to but I had some Vodka and get this it came wiht a real Cork in it.

Twenty Bucks for one Pint.

Tasted like real smooth man.

T-Bird made  me drink a beer and Smoke a Stogey, he really lives life to the fullest.

The Bar was open and I fed the Juke Box about twenty bucks and had dances with

a few woman, even got the Bar Tender Gal out to cut a rug.

Don't remember all the ladies names and would not post them anyway but thanks for the Dances.

Heart Problem my Arse, I am ready to ride.

Big Al

[eric in md]

sounds like  everybody had a great time ..

[hubcapsc]

D00d! All the hair's gone... there's an old guy under there!

-Mike "happy old guy"

[Willow]

Great report, 'Binder.  It makes me wish I'd been there.

It's always interesting to read about what you've learned.  It just proves that if we keep our eyes and ears open we can learn something new every day and if we keep a camera handy we can share what we've learned with a whole lot of our friends.      

[fudgie]

I learned-

That no matter how fast you go on the interstate with a good 15 min lead, Gunslinger and roadkill can still catch up. 

Wearing bibs on a 95 deg day sux. 

Where all the bartenders tatoos are. 

To be scared when Big Al has mints on my pillows.   

How loud Kit screams when you about rear end a Rocket III 

Makers Mark Mint Julip is cheaper at the liqour store. 

Deadvelvets raised up fairing looks bad ass when he is behind you. 

[KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)]

I ALWAYS enjoy these what you learned reports and hope it's okay to ad what I've learned.

1st that I truly am jealous of Lucky 13's bike.

I told him to take care of it for when I buy it from him. He said and I quote "Get your check book out" I don't think he's selling. So I'll have to get a Memphis shade to ad like this sweet lookin ride.

I learned that Joe secretly wants a dual sport bike

I learned that while Black IS the fastest color, it by no means is the rarest

Most of all I learned there aren't any people better to ride with then members of the VRCC  

[hubcapsc]

1st that I truly am jealous of Lucky 13's bike.

I was walking around looking at all the awesome Valkyries, and I was checking out a particularly awesome one, and when
I walked around to the front of it I could see that the radiator said Lucky 13...

-Mike

[fudgie]

I think he was messing with bikes so he can fix them and take the spot light for the repair work. 

[Highbinder]

Great report, 'Binder.  It makes me wish I'd been there.

It's always interesting to read about what you've learned.  It just proves that if we keep our eyes and ears open we can learn something new every day and if we keep a camera handy we can share what we've learned with a whole lot of our friends.      

"Carl, it would have been great if you could have made it....always nice to have more FarRiders around....here's one ...nosey kind of fellow, but he keeps us on our toes...a FarRider he is, rode over 1800 miles just for a weekend deal, thru wind and rain, heat and....sounds like a mailman....anyhow, have fun at inzane and we'll catch ya down the road somewhere....