Bumper stickers

[Willow]

I tend to read bumper stickers.  Sometimes I go out of my way to read a bumper sticker.  It's nice to have the ability afforded by the Valkyrie to move about in traffic.

This morning on the way to work I came upon a vehicle with a bumper sticker on the left rear that read, "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."

I pulled alongside and glanced into the driver's window.

I don't mean to be unreasonably unkind, but as I pulled away it occurred to me that perhaps some fish might have need of a good bicycle.

I was on the Interstate but not on the Interstate.  I'm sure you can understand how that would happen.      

[Gear Jammer]

I pulled alongside and glanced into the driver's window.

I don't mean to be unreasonably unkind, but as I pulled away it occurred to me that perhaps some fish might have need of a good bicycle.

As in the Tour de France?   

[Tropic traveler]

Saw that same saying on a T-shirt in Key West. It was in one of those shops on Duval St. that was owned by a womyn....  ???

[Lyn-Del]

My (now ex-) Mother in Law gave me that T-shirt when her son and I split up. 

[Super Santa]

Some of them are very memorable.

About 20 years ago I pulled up behind a car at a light and read the bumper sticker.

"Honk if you love Jesus".

So I gave my horn a little tap to signal to the driver that I did indeed love Jesus.

What floored me was the 'one finger wave' that I got in return.

[JimL]

The following bumper sticker sticks in my mind (don't really know why...possibly because I could never decide if I liked or disliked it)

"The moral majority is neither"

[alph]

Some of them are very memorable.

About 20 years ago I pulled up behind a car at a light and read the bumper sticker.

"Honk if you love Jesus".

So I gave my horn a little tap to signal to the driver that I did indeed love Jesus.

What floored me was the 'one finger wave' that I got in return.

I wouldn't have been surprised, don't worry, jesus forgives.....

[RP#62]

I saw one that said

Jesus is coming. . .look busy

-RP

[Walküre]

Some of them are very memorable.

About 20 years ago I pulled up behind a car at a light and read the bumper sticker.

"Honk if you love Jesus".

So I gave my horn a little tap to signal to the driver that I did indeed love Jesus.

What floored me was the 'one finger wave' that I got in return.

Us Athiest's call that "trolling for Christians"...

     

R

[Super Santa]

Call it anything you like.  God still loves you.

[Valker]

My favorite that I had in High School was "Help, the paranoids are after me"

[fudgie]

Saw a window sticker on a GMC that read   I Brake for Toyotas       

[alph]

i always wanted to make my own bumper sticker of a picture of a screw.  i would put it over all those "hearts" that people have, like, i "heart" NY, or i "heart" my dog......

[Serk]

i always wanted to make my own bumper sticker of a picture of a screw.  i would put it over all those "hearts" that people have, like, i "heart" NY, or i "heart" my dog......

Along those lines, two I've seen that stuck in my mind:

I ♠ my Dog.

And

I ♣ my wife...

Around these parts I'm still rather partial to:

♥ NY?

I-30 East.

[Tropic traveler]

I see a lot of bumper stickers & tag brackets that say "I'd rather be {fill in the blank}"
I would like one that says "I'd rather you were too".  

"Make welfare as hard to get as a building permit" .... Saw that one on a contractors truck.

[Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005]

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[Super Santa]

"Make welfare as hard to get as a building permit" .... Saw that one on a contractors truck. "


I like that one.

[valkmc]

I would like to make a sticker or t shirt that reads Reliability, power, handling. If I have to explain it you won't understand it and put a picture of the valk on it. Kind of a play on the Harley shirts that read something similar.

[Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005]

I would like to make a sticker or t shirt that reads Reliability, power, handling. If I have to explain it you won't understand it and put a picture of the valk on it. Kind of a play on the Harley shirts that read something similar.

You should run that by the F6 Store ....I'd buy one 

[stormrider]

I see a lot of bumper stickers & tag brackets that say "I'd rather be {fill in the blank}"
I would like one that says "I'd rather you were too".  

"Make welfare as hard to get as a building permit" .... Saw that one on a contractors truck.

I saw one that read, "Make drug testing mandatory for welfare!"

[Walküre]

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I like that!

On the subject of cats, I've seen two I like...

Cat's flattened while you wait!

and

I like cats...DEAD cats!!

I really like cats, have 3 of them, but they sure are fodder for humor.

My favorite of all time, was one I saw years ago- "Knock Softly, Yet Firmly...I Like Soft, Firm Knockers!"

Call it anything you like.  God still loves you.

Now, THAT'S funny...

[Serk]

I see you adhere to the same 3 cat cutoff as we do...

(3 cats, and you're a cat lover... More than 3 cats, then "You're that crazy cat person")

One of my favorites:

I ♥ Cats!
...but I can never eat more than one.

[Steve K (IA)]

A guy I worked with had one......

"Your kid my be an Honor Roll student, but you're still an idiot"

[Walküre]

Draw the line at 3 cats, because we had 4 dogs (just lost the bloodhound to stomach torsion!!), two turtles, 6 cockatiels, one budgie, and a Conure. Mama's looking for a replacement for the bloodhound.

Another one I like is: My wife and I get along because we only have ONE thing in common...we both love ME!!!



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[RoadKill]

My favorite bumper sticker will hopefully no longer be as funny in a couple of years.... BUCK OFAMA

Other than that I prefer the sticker stating that mean people suck with the mean part crossed out and written below it in crayon "MOST"

[Walküre]

My favorite bumper sticker will hopefully no longer be as funny in a couple of years.... BUCK OFAMA

Hmmm....must have come from mine, "Buck Fush!!". Some things never change, just the names...

And when did 6 become a couple?

R

[RoadKill]

Buck 'em all is MORE appropriate...but if 2 turns into 6 we are ALL Bucked!

[Walküre]

Buck 'em all is MORE appropriate...but if 2 turns into 6 we are ALL Bucked!

oh yeah, kinda like the world was going to end, days after Health Care Reform was signed into law...

Time will tell, time will tell.

[Kymbo]

A favorite of mine "Practice safe sex.Go f__k yourself" 

[tedj]

My favorite shirt. Love to see this on a bumper sticker

[R J]

Had 2 that got to my funny bone.

Go back off in your own jack yard.

This one was popular in the early to mid 40's,

It was a banner that bolted onto the top of your license plate.

It read:

Put your (picture of a heart) in America or get your (picture of a donkey) out.
decoded for ya young uns.   LOL.

Put your heart in America or get your ass out.
Straight to the point......
This last one should get very popular here in the near future.

[Jess from VA]

I stayed home from work today, because the voices told me my guns needed cleaning again.

[Valkflyer]

Did you know.........."Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them".   

[Jabba]

Put your (picture of a heart) in America or get your (picture of a donkey) out.
decoded for ya young uns.   LOL.

Put your heart in America or get your ass out.
Straight to the point......
This last one should get very popular here in the near future.

I'll take a DOZEN now.

Jabba

[Big Rig]

Draw the line at 3 cats, because we had 4 dogs (just lost the bloodhound to stomach torsion!!), two turtles, 6 cockatiels, one budgie, and a Conure. Mama's looking for a replacement for the bloodhound.

Sounds sort of like that Chrsitmas Song...

[Walküre]

Or a country song..."oh, mah dawg got drunk, so I kicked'im off th' porch!"...

Others from the past...

"I'd rather be dead than red!", which has new meaning, and "My country, right or wrong!", which doesn't seem to be the case, any more.

[Kaiser]

Before my Valk, I was pretty heavy into the Dodge diesel scene.

The Ford vs. Dodge crap-throwing is almost as bad as the Valk vs. HD is on here.

I put a bumper sticker on my trailer hitch that read:

"Attach Ford here"



Some more favorites...

"My priest molested your honor student"
"My kid beat up your honor student"
"Honk if you love peace and quiet"

[SANDMAN5]

"God doesn't believe in atheists"
One I used to have on my off-road truck..
"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians"
"The voices in my head don't like you"
Froma t-shirt spotted at Deals Gap...
"Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a motorcycle"

[Mickey Runie]

The ONLIEST sticker I ever put on any vehicle: "I'D SLAP YOU, BUT SHIiTE SPLATTERS".