Got a few pounds to loose...New Weight Loss Plan

Chrisj CMA · Sat 17, Jul 2010, 13:11:05

Obama just assigned one of his chefs as the fatso czar. The plan is for Obama to be your personal weight loss manager. They are planning on demanding BMI indicators (how fat we are) on every citizen sometime in 2012. So, I guess that means you have 2 years to get with the program and then the administration takes over and manages your weight loss for you. Its FANTASTIC, all you have to do is sit back and eat exactly what they tell you to eat and soon you will be skinny. WOW, is that the change we can believe in? Next on the agenda....haircut standards and uniforms......I can hardly wait.

Ooops...my bad...I re read....its 2014, so you have a couple more years before they take measurements

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/07/17/feds-monitor-obesity-white-house-promotes-obama-cook-senior-position/

big turkey · Sat 17, Jul 2010, 14:20:37

I am sorry but I am fat.

i will be fat and they can say what they want , all those on Welfare are Fat and those on food

stamps are fat.

Began with these first and that should do it.

Fat does no mean bad health, it does mean however they will , OH MY GOD , descriminate against

you for being fat.

Well as of late, Mrs. Obama, trying to thin down Americas Chidlren, have you seen her posterior,

it is fantastically huge, last video i saw her in she was munching down on a ICE CREAM.

On vacation in Maine, with Mr. I will not rest till the Gulf is out of this mess.

He won't even vacation in the Gulf, good example Mr. President.

Sorry just a observation.

Big Al

Fat Boy and loving it.

.. · Sat 17, Jul 2010, 14:24:12

Und zen ve vill all tack exerzise togezer in our state supplied uniforms. Ve vill look so handsome.

big turkey · Sat 17, Jul 2010, 14:42:39

Easy Britman, don't bring up the war.

Big AL

Sprecken si Deutch.

Deh FaterLand and De Faterland is de only Faterland.

Hitler Youth 1937.

They were all thin and encouraged to be Gay like the Brown Shirts Leader.

Who Hitler killed on the night of the long knives.

Before the German People found out about the life Hitler had lived in Vienna.

It is a widely held view Hitler was a male prostitute in the city of Vienna.

While he was a art student and failing at it I might add.

Big Al

RoadKill · Sat 17, Jul 2010, 15:00:20

My bullets are FAT too!

Screw BMI ! BMG is Mo'Betteh !

6ntune · Sat 17, Jul 2010, 16:10:41

thought this was a VALK FORUM,WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH BIKES

.. · Sat 17, Jul 2010, 16:41:00

You gain about 1 horse power with every 10 pounds of rider weight loss. Google it.

RoadKill · Sat 17, Jul 2010, 16:42:30

Quote from: 6ntune on Sat 17, Jul 2010, 16:10:41
thought this was a VALK FORUM,WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH BIKES

Go piss and moan about the "boobie" thread.

BF · Sat 17, Jul 2010, 16:50:36

My Valk is fat.

fstsix · Sat 17, Jul 2010, 16:53:35

Quote from: RoadKill on Sat 17, Jul 2010, 16:42:30
Quote from: 6ntune on Sat 17, Jul 2010, 16:10:41
thought this was a VALK FORUM,WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH BIKES

Go piss and moan about the "boobie" thread.

Hahaha....good point Roadkill....They must be Big Al's fan club

Chrisj CMA · Sat 17, Jul 2010, 16:56:02

Quote from: 6ntune on Sat 17, Jul 2010, 16:10:41
thought this was a VALK FORUM,WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH BIKES

What it has to do with is FREEDOM. If our government can even say these words "we are going to track BMI on everyone" without reprisal, then freedom is being taken away. What if they decide you dont need to ride motorcycles because its too dangerous and many gallons of gas are spent on trips that have no purpose other than to just ride and endanger people and waste gas. Its about freedom and all bikers understand that (except you I guess) This government we have now is dangerous and we all need to get our heads up and eyes open.......information is the power right now.....besides as someone said.........lose weight and the Valkyrie performs better, you look better, live longer, can actually bend over and clean the Valkyrie so it looks better and lasts longer.......Is that related enough for you now?

.. · Sat 17, Jul 2010, 17:25:56

Quote from: Chrisj CMA on Sat 17, Jul 2010, 16:56:02
Quote from: 6ntune on Sat 17, Jul 2010, 16:10:41
thought this was a VALK FORUM,WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH BIKES

What it has to do with is FREEDOM. If our government can even say these words "we are going to track BMI on everyone" without reprisal, then freedom is being taken away. What if they decide you dont need to ride motorcycles because its too dangerous and many gallons of gas are spent on trips that have no purpose other than to just ride and endanger people and waste gas. Its about freedom and all bikers understand that (except you I guess) This government we have now is dangerous and we all need to get our heads up and eyes open.......information is the power right now.....besides as someone said.........lose weight and the Valkyrie performs better, you look better, live longer, can actually bend over and clean the Valkyrie so it looks better and lasts longer.......Is that related enough for you now?

6ntune · Sat 17, Jul 2010, 20:00:45

IT IS ALWAYS FUN TO STIR THE BUCKET AROUND HERE,JUST LIKE FISHIN FOR THE BIG BASS,THROW IN THE HOOK AND YA ALWAYS CAN CATCH A BIG IN

Chrisj CMA · Sat 17, Jul 2010, 21:02:37

Quote from: 6ntune on Sat 17, Jul 2010, 20:00:45
IT IS ALWAYS FUN TO STIR THE BUCKET AROUND HERE,JUST LIKE FISHIN FOR THE BIG BASS,THROW IN THE HOOK AND YA ALWAYS CAN CATCH A BIG IN

And this little thing you do has WHAT to do with motorcycles?

RoadKill · Sat 17, Jul 2010, 23:53:26

Quote from: 6ntune on Sat 17, Jul 2010, 20:00:45
IT IS ALWAYS FUN TO STIR THE BUCKET AROUND HERE,JUST LIKE FISHIN FOR THE BIG BASS,THROW IN THE HOOK AND YA ALWAYS CAN CATCH A BIG IN

Careful what you fish for....Sometimes you catch something that wont wash off with Borax ORpenicillin

Big Rig · Sun 18, Jul 2010, 08:37:39

The only thing you can take with you when you die is your weight....and now they want to take that away too....

on the 10 pounds per horse power....that means I picked up 3 more horses....

big turkey · Sun 18, Jul 2010, 09:04:34

More Horse Power, 1hp per 10 lbs.

CB gone,

Pods with lights gone.

Cup Holder Gone.

Fairing Gone.

Stock Hard BAGs gone.

One shock on the back is enough, gone

Straight pipes are lighter gone.

Front Fender, I don't need no stinkin front fender gone.

Passenger seat gone.

2 Gallons in the tank at any one time, lighter.

Less oil in the Crank Case, lighter still yet.

Holes drilled in frame to lighten it done 2 pds. saved.

Shaved tread off tires , rolling resistance is now improved.

90 psi in tires, another rolling resistance thing improved.

I don't need front brakes, rotors, calipers, brake lever, hoses, fluids gone.

Silk Parachute and relaease device in place of front brake.

With these mods I believe that I could achieve at least 160 mph at Bonneville Salt Flats.

I now need a tuner for my Bonneville Run, any Volunteers?

Big Al

Quote of the Month," It iS a Race and Don't let anyone tell you otherwise."

fstsix · Sun 18, Jul 2010, 09:39:58

50 HP shot of NOS.....after installed, Go test ride for Ice cream

6ntune · Sun 18, Jul 2010, 18:36:30

my post has alot to do with valks,look at all the valk bonding it created,

big turkey · Sun 18, Jul 2010, 18:41:04

What part?

Fishing Line or catcha biggun.

Al

x · Mon 19, Jul 2010, 09:27:19

The dumb asses are at it again. Proof that there are serious failings in the US educational system... particularly down south.

asfltdncr · Mon 19, Jul 2010, 11:53:57

That's right Big Al, fat is good for you and diabetes is fun for everyone. United States can't even defend itself if it became necessary with all the morbidly obese young adults. Obesity is of national interest due to the incredible cost (to taxpaying Americans) of treating life-long illnesses such as diabetes.

I don't know about you guys but I'm putting away money right now to buy up the Valks of those that think being morbidly obese (no see-ums) is acceptable. Remember to "girlie" them all up first so I can sell off all the aftermarket shiny stuff to others that want to girlie up.

Guck-where gut extends to you di....k.

ArmyValker · Mon 19, Jul 2010, 11:58:25

Doubt this would ever happen. Sounds kinda Orwellian.

And some of you guys need to lighten up (actually just asfltdncr)
.. jeeez. Get a life.

.. · Mon 19, Jul 2010, 12:28:35

Quote from: Strong Eagle on Mon 19, Jul 2010, 09:27:19
The dumb asses are at it again. Proof that there are serious failings in the US educational system... particularly down south.

You sir are a very rude, nasty, pompous person.

Chrisj CMA · Mon 19, Jul 2010, 12:47:29

I agree this will probably never be passed (too much "BIG BROTHER") But, just the fact that the government can say they want to do this and there is not hardly a peep of opposition, makes me happy I saw the billboard I saw today......it said

"CONGRESS, WE'RE COMMING FOR YOU" Vote them all out! (We the People)

Vote em out
IMPEACH OBAMA

asfltdncr · Mon 19, Jul 2010, 17:41:30

Quote from: ArmyValker on Mon 19, Jul 2010, 11:58:25
Doubt this would ever happen. Sounds kinda Orwellian.

And some of you guys need to lighten up (actually just asfltdncr)
.. jeeez. Get a life.

If you don't like a little friendly banter, don't participate.
That's what is said every time a member questions the General Board's content.
The only lighten up is lighting up and now that my work is done, Mr. Valker

, I think I will do just that and suggest you do the same.

fat6man · Tue 20, Jul 2010, 02:10:12

Skunk Eagle why don't you lighten up......

You know if you quit drinking so much Kool-Aid - That will lower your sugar intake -

bet you could lose a few pounds - that valk a fly.

Your such a friggin CLOWN.........

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