Humor in Uniform 7/26/2010 Out early, won't be home tomorrow till late.

[R J]

7/26/2010
Before my husband left for a military training class one day, he asked me to iron his dress whites for an important inspection the next evening.  Having just been married, I ironed the uniform with great zeal, keen to prove my capabilities as a Navy wife and eager for my husband to make a good impression on his superiors.  When he came home the following night, he told me that he had passed his inspection and that the commanding officer had said to congratulate me.  "Why?" I asked, mystified, "For ironing out the permanent creases that were supposed to be in my uniform!" he replied.
Lynn Mucuca

[Super Santa]

Been there and had that happen to me also.  But, at least mine wasn't an inspection.

You just gotta train those new wives on how uniforms work.

All mine could say was something like, 'creases that way are stupid'.

[Hoser]

Filling in for RJ, He won't be home tomorrow till late.

On a navy carrier, an air wing was busy with training missions.  After talking to a pilot, one air traffic controller accidentally left his microphone on and remarked to a nearby buddy, "That guy sounded just like Elmer Fudd."
    The airwaves got quiet.  After about ten seconds, the pilot broke silence by announcing, "Be vewy,vewy quiet.  We aw hunting submawines."    
Hoser