POOF....the light goes on.

[John Schmidt]

An 86 year old man goes for a physical. His tests come back with good results,the doctor tells him.

"Everything looks great.How are you doing emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

Bob replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light goes off.'

"Wow, that's incredible!" the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Bob's wife. "Ginger, Bob is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof*! the light goes off?"

"OH MY GOD!!" Ginger exclaims..."he's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

[Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005]

 

[Serk]

There's not many out there that literally make me LOL anymore... This was one of 'em!

[JerryB]

 

[Brad]

Thats funny   


Awhile back one of my customers in his 80's came in and I asked him "how ya doing?"
He said not so good.  I just came from the doctor and got some bad news.  Five years ago when I had a physical the doctor told me that from here on out I will loose about an inch per year.  I was six two at the time so I wasn't worried.  Today I found out that he wasn't talking about my height.

[John Schmidt]

Thats funny   


Awhile back one of my customers in his 80's came in and I asked him "how ya doing?"
He said not so good.  I just came from the doctor and got some bad news.  Five years ago when I had a physical the doctor told me that from here on out I will loose about an inch per year.  I was six two at the time so I wasn't worried.  Today I found out that he wasn't talking about my height.

Believe me Brad.....he's right.    

[R J]

Thats funny   


Awhile back one of my customers in his 80's came in and I asked him "how ya doing?"
He said not so good.  I just came from the doctor and got some bad news.  Five years ago when I had a physical the doctor told me that from here on out I will loose about an inch per year.  I was six two at the time so I wasn't worried.  Today I found out that he wasn't talking about my height.

Believe me Brad.....he's right.    

10-04 that.

That's all I'll say about that.
Forrest Gump

[PharmBoy]

R.J., that may well be true, however, it just don't make that much difference anymore, huh?

[Normandog]

       

[FryeVRCCDS0067]

Thats funny   


Awhile back one of my customers in his 80's came in and I asked him "how ya doing?"
He said not so good.  I just came from the doctor and got some bad news.  Five years ago when I had a physical the doctor told me that from here on out I will loose about an inch per year.  I was six two at the time so I wasn't worried.  Today I found out that he wasn't talking about my height.

Sweet Looks like in a few years I'll be "cuttin' hairs" to see which one bleeds before I can take a leak.