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Humor in Uniform 9/12/2010

Started by R J, Sun 12, Sep 2010, 06:13:24

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R J

9/12/2010
As the commander made his way up front to speak, tension was high.  Plans to move the Camp Lejeune Marines North for cold-weather exercises could all be for naught.  "General," an officer spoke up, "There's no snow in the forecast."  The general called out to a member of his battle staff.  "Chaplain, I believe that's your department."   "With all due respect, sir," said the Chaplain, "I'm in sales, not production."
Bo Russell
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Sludge

"We have two companies of Marines running rampant all over the northern half of this island, and three Army regiments pinned down in the southwestern corner, doing nothing. What the hell is going on?"
Gen. John W. Vessey, USA, Chairman of the the Joint Chiefs of Staff during the assault on Granada

HayHauler

"Sales not Production"...  That's good.

Hay  8)
Jimmyt
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