Friday Funnies... Early Edition

[kiwi#9582]

 
BARBERSHOP

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How  long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop
full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.


A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door  and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber
looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and  asked,"How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked
around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy  left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me  a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps
asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come  back."


A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing  hysterically.

The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he  leaves?"

Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, ..............."Your house!"

[Jess from VA]

Bob is a very BAD man.  Hahahahahahahahaha