A Thief in Paris

[fuzzy2bucks]

A thief in Paris

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A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and
made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of
gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an
obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the
paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

Then he tried to get away on a train but, too loose la track.

(And you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to post this)

I figure I had nothing Toulouse.

[sugerbear]

uh...........stick to what your good at......................BOOBIE PICS.

no get back to posting

[R J]

A thief in Paris

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A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and
made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of
gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an
obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the
paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

Then he tried to get away on a train but, too loose la track.

(And you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to post this)

I figure I had nothing Toulouse.

Do Not Quit Your Day Job = DNQYDJ

As Forrest Gump would say:
"That's all I have to say about that."

[ChromeDome]

What RJ said!

[fuzzy2bucks]

The Thief in Paris is better understood with a college course in Art History.

[sugerbear]

oh, we understand the joke. it's just a REALLY bad one. refer to the previous job rec.  LOL

nice try though

[fuzzy2bucks]

Just a play on words, not a riddle or joke.