For all my friends in Texas (joke)

[Hoser]

Daddy long legs
>         A  father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
>        He  smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl  was.
>          Tears  formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the
> wonders of nature through  such innocent eyes.
>          Suddenly  she just stopped and stared at the ground.
>          He  went over to her to see what work of God had captured her
> attention.
>         
>          He  noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
>          'Daddy,  what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
>          'They're  mating,' her father replied.
>          'What  do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
>          a  Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
>          'So,  the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl  asked.
>          As  his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
> question he replied,  'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
>          'The  little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a
> moment, then lifted her  foot and stomped them flat.
>          'Well",  she said, "that may be OK in California , but  we
> can't have that kind of crap in  Texas ,'.

[Joe Hummer]

ROFL...AAAHHH...the innocence of children. 

[grizs50]

LOLOLOLLOOLLLLLLOLOLOLOOOLLOOOLOLLOLOOLLOLOLOOLLOLOOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jess from VA]