Been there, done that

[Skinhead]

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 3:00AM and is asked,

Where are you going at this time of night?

The man replies, I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body.

The officer then asks, Really?  Who is giving that lecture at this
time of night?

The man replies : My Wife.

[fudgie]