A new job...

[Big Rig]

I walked into the local welfare office to pick up my check.
I marched straight up to the counter and said,
"Hi. You know...., I just HATE drawing welfare."
I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said,
"Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very
wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful
daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply
all of your clothes.
"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

I stood there just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull$hittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."


Ya see it's a joke son!!!

[musclehead]

somebody pinch him he's dreaming!