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Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

Started by Jess from VA, Thu 11, Nov 2010, 20:25:07

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Sludge

#1
Thu 11, Nov 2010, 20:28:59
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!  Oh My!  What a tale.  :cooldude:
"We have two companies of Marines running rampant all over the northern half of this island, and three Army regiments pinned down in the southwestern corner, doing nothing. What the hell is going on?"
Gen. John W. Vessey, USA, Chairman of the the Joint Chiefs of Staff during the assault on Granada

FryeVRCCDS0067

#2
Thu 11, Nov 2010, 21:20:40
That's funny!! Just think, they would have never been in the news if the guy had been suffering from a head cold. :evil: :2funny:
"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice.
And... moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.''
-- Barry Goldwater, Acceptance Speech at the Republican Convention; 1964

Sludge

#3
Thu 11, Nov 2010, 21:24:01
OOOOHhhhh that is so wrong Frye!  LOLOL
"We have two companies of Marines running rampant all over the northern half of this island, and three Army regiments pinned down in the southwestern corner, doing nothing. What the hell is going on?"
Gen. John W. Vessey, USA, Chairman of the the Joint Chiefs of Staff during the assault on Granada

98 T

#4
Thu 11, Nov 2010, 22:16:28
ROTFLMAO.....one of the comments below the story:  "She has a face like a bucket of worms!"....
that's one of the funniest lines I've ever heard....

Murhpy's law is that it could never be a woman who looks like Eva Longoria or Sandra Bullock  who would make that strange request.....

mmm... just a weird story all the way around... I think the key to the whole story :All parties involved were intoxicated......
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pitbull

#5
Fri 12, Nov 2010, 03:25:42
That is so funny  :cooldude:

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#6
Fri 12, Nov 2010, 04:49:45
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww  :o

fudgie

#7
Fri 12, Nov 2010, 06:23:13
Wow she's hott.


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FryeVRCCDS0067

#8
Fri 12, Nov 2010, 06:31:07
Quote from: fudgie on Fri 12, Nov 2010, 06:23:13
Wow she's hott.

Yep! Sounds like she's not an AC/DC fan or she would have known to "keep her motor clean".

Dang, the funnest thing I've read for quite a while.
"They walk among us"
"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice.
And... moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.''
-- Barry Goldwater, Acceptance Speech at the Republican Convention; 1964

Skinhead

#9
Fri 12, Nov 2010, 07:12:26
What I want to know is what was the google search topic that led you to this story???? :coolsmiley:

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Titan

#10
Fri 12, Nov 2010, 08:50:18
Quote from: Skinhead on Fri 12, Nov 2010, 07:12:26
What I want to know is what was the google search topic that led you to this story???? :coolsmiley:

I wondered exactly the same thing!

Jess from VA

#11
Fri 12, Nov 2010, 08:54:30
Quote from: Skinhead on Fri 12, Nov 2010, 07:12:26
What I want to know is what was the google search topic that led you to this story???? :coolsmiley:

I visit and belong to numerous forums, and regularly borrow info posted on them.  I do not Google stinkin pudenda stories.  LOL

Skinhead

#12
Fri 12, Nov 2010, 11:04:03
Quote from: Jess from VA on Fri 12, Nov 2010, 08:54:30
Quote from: Skinhead on Fri 12, Nov 2010, 07:12:26
What I want to know is what was the google search topic that led you to this story???? :coolsmiley:

I visit and belong to numerous forums, and regularly borrow info posted on them.  I do not Google stinkin pudenda stories.  LOL

That's your story, and your sticking to it, right?

Friendsville, TN - Troy, MI

alph

#13
Fri 12, Nov 2010, 15:56:03
ummmm,   yeah.  it's dinner time, i don't think i'll be able to eat my tuna melt tonight.  i think i'll just have a PBJ....
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MP

#14
Fri 12, Nov 2010, 16:02:02
Quote from: alph on Fri 12, Nov 2010, 15:56:03
ummmm,   yeah.  it's dinner time, i don't think i'll be able to eat my tuna melt tonight.  i think i'll just have a PBJ....

Alph" 
Yuck!  ya did have to bring up a tuna sandwich?  :(

MP

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fudgie

#15
Fri 12, Nov 2010, 16:22:42
Quote from: MP on Fri 12, Nov 2010, 16:02:02
Quote from: alph on Fri 12, Nov 2010, 15:56:03
ummmm,   yeah.  it's dinner time, i don't think i'll be able to eat my tuna melt tonight.  i think i'll just have a PBJ....

Alph" 
Yuck!  ya did have to bring up a tuna sandwich?  :(

MP
Nah I think that lady brought it up. 


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fudgie

#16
Fri 12, Nov 2010, 16:24:40
Showed my EMS partner this morning and she about threw up on the screen. She printed it off for her cop husband. Told him she wants to see him write reports like this one.  ;D


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alph

#17
Fri 12, Nov 2010, 18:04:12
Quote from: MP on Fri 12, Nov 2010, 16:02:02
Quote from: alph on Fri 12, Nov 2010, 15:56:03
ummmm,   yeah.  it's dinner time, i don't think i'll be able to eat my tuna melt tonight.  i think i'll just have a PBJ....

Alph" 
Yuck!  ya did have to bring up a tuna sandwich?  :(

MP

sorry Mel, i guess i should have had a ruben!! ;D
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