A joke for my friends.... John Schmidt... Pay attention....

[NiteRiderF6]

 The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School .
Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was
sleeping.

'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her
friend sitting behind her,
Took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching
her class.

A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord
and Savior?'

But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once a gain,
Johnny came to her
Rescue and stuck her in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.

And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie
fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say
to Adam after she had
Her twenty-third child?'


Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up
and shouted,
'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time ,
I'll break it in
Half!'

The nun fainted

[ChromeDome]

As a former Catholic ..... I like it!

[Kaz]

   As a actual Catholic, I like it!   

[Jabba]

As a former Catholic ..... I like it!

Just like there are no fromer alcoholics... there are no former catholics.

We should call ourselves RECOVERING Catholics.



Jabba