Humor in Uniform 11/13/2010

[R J]

11/13/2010
The lieutenant wanted to use a pay phone but didn't have change for a dollar.  He saw a private mopping the floors and asked him, "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"  "I sure have, buddy," the private answered.  Giving him a mean stare, the lieutenant said, "That's no way to address an officer, Let's try it again. Private, do you have change for a dollar?" "No sir," the private replied.
George Mello