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Dallas Cowboys Humor

Started by Westernbiker, Mon 15, Nov 2010, 10:28:56

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Westernbiker

Mon 15, Nov 2010, 10:28:56
The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys 
Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". 
Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post. 
Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Old   
Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers. 
Q. What do the Cowboys and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!


May the Lord always ride two up with you!

alph

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Mon 15, Nov 2010, 10:31:41
Quote from: Westernbiker on Mon 15, Nov 2010, 10:28:56
Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". 

Q. What do the Cowboys and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

those two were my favorite!!  good stuff!! ;D
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Jim

#2
Mon 15, Nov 2010, 13:21:33
Well now it's Mon. New jokes please.

Black Dog

#3
Mon 15, Nov 2010, 13:44:38
Glad they waited for yesterday to remember how to play!

Black Dog
The 'Packer' fan  :roll:
Just when the highway straightened out for a mile
And I was thinkin' I'd just cruise for a while
A fork in the road brought a new episode
Don't you know...

Conform, go crazy, or ride a motorcycle...

3fan4life

#4
Mon 15, Nov 2010, 16:41:44
I copied the joke so that I can print it off for the wife later.

I liked it but somehow I don't think that she will find it as funny as I did:

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HayHauler

#5
Mon 15, Nov 2010, 16:52:08
hahaha, bet she's not nearly as amused as the rest of us...

Hay  8)
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Oss

#6
Mon 15, Nov 2010, 18:16:15
They got good revenge against the Giants last nite though.   :cooldude:
If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
George Harrison

When you come to the fork in the road, take it
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Charlie

#7
Tue 16, Nov 2010, 13:09:01
Watch em on Turkey Day.  They play the only team they can count on beating........

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Serk

#8
Tue 16, Nov 2010, 16:15:46
Did ya' hear that the Cowboys website is down? Seem that couldn't string three "W"'s together...

Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...



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GreenLantern57

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Tue 16, Nov 2010, 19:42:59
Quote from: Serk on Tue 16, Nov 2010, 16:15:46
Did ya' hear that the Cowboys website is down? Seem that couldn't string three "W"'s together...


:2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

Stude

#10
Tue 16, Nov 2010, 19:47:13
At least they don't look as bad as the Lions... but they are close

Westernbiker

#11
Wed 17, Nov 2010, 09:56:46
Quote from: Stude on Tue 16, Nov 2010, 19:47:13
At least they don't look as bad as the Lions... but they are close

Yea BUT....The Lions have had a loosing record for over 5 years that I can remember.


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