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Mon 15, Nov 2010, 14:52:52 Last Edit: Mon 15, Nov 2010, 14:54:23 by Oss
Thanks Lee for this one, like to give credit where it is due

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On Bud's Forums the question came up: what is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself.


My personal favorite bear defence gun has always been a Beretta Jetfire in .22 short! I've found over the years when hiking in bear country I never leave without it in my pocket.

Of course we all know the first rule when hiking in the wilderness is to use the "Buddy System".

For those of you who may be unfamiliar with this it means you NEVER hike alone, you bring a friend or companion, even an in-law, that way if something happens there is someone to go get help.

I remember one time hiking with my brother-in-law in northern Ontario. Out of nowhere came this huge brown bear and man was she MAD!

We must have been near one of her cubs. Any way if I had not had my little jetfire I'd sure not be here today.

That's right, one shot to my brother-in-law's knee cap and I was able to escape by just walking at a brisk pace.

That's one of the best pistols in my safe!



If certain people post they were offended by this one I dont give a damn   :tickedoff: :2funny:

If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
George Harrison

When you come to the fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra   (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)

Westernbiker

#2
Mon 15, Nov 2010, 16:08:26
You'll probably catch heck for promoting the shooting of your in-laws!!!!!!!!!  :2funny:


May the Lord always ride two up with you!

Jess from VA

#3
Mon 15, Nov 2010, 16:26:41
Variation on a theme.

Two guys plan, then go backpacking in Yellowstone.  They have planned for Grizzly attacks, and sure enough, a big one comes after them with a bad attitude.  Bob plops down and quickly changes his hiking boots for sneakers.  Bill says " Bob, you know we can't outrun one of these bears."  Bob, says " I know, but I don't have to outrun the bear... I just have to outrun you... sorry buddy.    :o

CajunRider

#4
Mon 15, Nov 2010, 18:59:27
That's a good rule of thumb...

Always go hiking with someone SLOWER than you!!!   :2funny: 
Sent from my Apple IIe

Big Rig

#5
Mon 15, Nov 2010, 19:03:19
I would imagine your brother in law would be a little pissed.... :2funny: :2funny:

Willow

#6
Mon 15, Nov 2010, 20:44:26
Quote from: Big Rig DH on Mon 15, Nov 2010, 19:03:19I would imagine your brother in law would be a little pissed.... :2funny: :2funny:

But only for a very short time.   :cooldude: 

Sludge

#7
Mon 15, Nov 2010, 20:55:20
Quote from: Willow on Mon 15, Nov 2010, 20:44:26
Quote from: Big Rig DH on Mon 15, Nov 2010, 19:03:19I would imagine your brother in law would be a little pissed.... :2funny: :2funny:

But only for a very short time.   :cooldude: 

LOL my thoughts exactly!
"We have two companies of Marines running rampant all over the northern half of this island, and three Army regiments pinned down in the southwestern corner, doing nothing. What the hell is going on?"
Gen. John W. Vessey, USA, Chairman of the the Joint Chiefs of Staff during the assault on Granada

Brad

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Mon 15, Nov 2010, 22:36:40
reminds me of a funny commercial    :)



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