SENIOR TEXTING CODES(STC)....read only if over 65. Note the large print? :)

[John Schmidt]

Since Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).


ATD: At The Doctor's

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner 

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up 

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

[Karen]

Thanks, I needed those!

[Stormrider65]

FWIW  thats the one that fits me the most rofl cgu

Walt

[ricoman]

some of them are completely understandable