Movie reveiew - Blue Valentine

[..]

A warm bath, Leonard Cohen CD, bottle of Jack and a new razor blade will cheer me up after watching this turgid load of bollocks.

Walked out after about 2/3 of the way through and watched the end of "The Fighter" to cheer myself up

[Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005]

Have you checked out True Grit yet ? Decent flick I've sure seen worse.

[..]

Have you checked out True Grit yet ? Decend flick I've sure seen worse.

Yes I liked it although the main characters perfect teeth pissed me off. And the young girl always had perfectly clean skin.

[Dave Weaver]

Paul, for us Yankees, would you please translate "turgid load of bollocks"? I am not sure if I should skip this movie or go see it.

[..]

Paul, for us Yankees, would you please translate "turgid load of bollocks"? I am not sure if I should skip this movie or go see it.

I'd rather chew off my own left foot.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bollocks

Whereas if I said it was "the dogs bollocks"
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/dog's%20bollocks.html 

[Dave Weaver]

Thanks, I'll save my money.

[oxfordhog]

Haven't hear that language since I was in boarding school and university in England