10 Useless Facts

[wgooden]

Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, was home to Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Of the six men who made up the Three Stooges, three of them were real brothers (Moe, Curly and Shemp.)

During a kiss as many as 278 bacteria colonies are exchanged.

Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

Between 25% to 33% of the population sneeze when they are exposed to light.

Hailed as a wonder drug in the late nineteenth century, cocaine was outlawed in the United States in 1914.

The practice of exchanging presents at Christmas originated with the Romans.

Approximately 16 Canadians have their appendices removed, when not required, every day.

The average Human bladder can hold 13 ounces of liquid.

40,000 Americans are injured by toilets every year.

Values on the Monopoly gameboard are the same today as they were in 1935.

[Oss]

Man  I hope Obama doesnt read this

Thats all we need, the government banning toilets   ???

[Chrisj CMA]

Man  I hope Obama doesnt read this

Thats all we need, the government banning toilets   ???

Oss, they wouldnt really ban them.........they would hire a team of 40 scientists to spend billions dollars to develop a "safe" toilet.  Then they would mandate toilet replacement which would require legislation and  the development of a new department to oversee the installations all over the country.  Change over would take probaby 6-10 years. Of course people wouldnt all do it so they would have to outlaw the "fix" parts to the old toilets so when they break youd HAVE to get new.  This would lead to stock piling of the valves and flappers to the point that you would have big trouble finding them before the ban date and when you did they woud be so expensive you soon will be more willing to go with a new "safe" crapper.  Ultimately only the rich folks will be able to afford toilets, so BACK TO OUTHOUSES AGAIN.  Then thousands of septic pumpers businesses would go out of business and new concerns over water safety would arise as people get sick and die from water table contamination.  Soon anyone with an outhouse will be fined or jailed.  Then to avoid a nation wide catastrophe or riots in crap filled streets, the Feds will be forced to subsidize the purchase and installation of all new crappers and it will cost more billions and billions.  Wouldnt that be so much better.

[Jess from VA]

Oss, they wouldnt really ban them.........they would hire a team of 40 scientists to spend billions dollars to develop a "safe" toilet.  Then they would mandate toilet replacement which would require legislation and  the development of a new department to oversee the installations all over the country.  Change over would take probaby 6-10 years. Of course people wouldnt all do it so they would have to outlaw the "fix" parts to the old toilets so when they break youd HAVE to get new.  This would lead to stock piling of the valves and flappers to the point that you would have big trouble finding them before the ban date and when you did they woud be so expensive you soon will be more willing to go with a new "safe" crapper.  Ultimately only the rich folks will be able to afford toilets, so BACK TO OUTHOUSES AGAIN.  Then thousands of septic pumpers businesses would go out of business and new concerns over water safety would arise as people get sick and die from water table contamination.  Soon anyone with an outhouse will be fined or jailed.  Then to avoid a nation wide catastrophe or riots in crap filled streets, the Feds will be forced to subsidize the purchase and installation of all new crappers and it will cost more billions and billions.  Wouldnt that be so much better.

ChrisJ, that is damn funny...... except for the fact is closer to truth than humor.  

[PAVALKER]

Oss, they wouldnt really ban them.........they would hire a team of 40 scientists to spend billions dollars to develop a "safe" toilet.  Then they would mandate toilet replacement which would require legislation and  the development of a new department to oversee the installations all over the country.  Change over would take probaby 6-10 years. Of course people wouldnt all do it so they would have to outlaw the "fix" parts to the old toilets so when they break youd HAVE to get new.  This would lead to stock piling of the valves and flappers to the point that you would have big trouble finding them before the ban date and when you did they woud be so expensive you soon will be more willing to go with a new "safe" crapper.  Ultimately only the rich folks will be able to afford toilets, so BACK TO OUTHOUSES AGAIN.  Then thousands of septic pumpers businesses would go out of business and new concerns over water safety would arise as people get sick and die from water table contamination.  Soon anyone with an outhouse will be fined or jailed.  Then to avoid a nation wide catastrophe or riots in crap filled streets, the Feds will be forced to subsidize the purchase and installation of all new crappers and it will cost more billions and billions.  Wouldnt that be so much better.

ChrisJ, that is damn funny...... except for the fact is closer to truth than humor.  

No crap!.....  I agree

[Mikey]

Have you seen those new toilets with the squirter in the toilet seat? Saw one at Menards the other day... Heated rim, heated water... although if you hit the wrong button at the wrong time, I think it could make ya jump through the roof! 

[hubcapsc]

Have you seen those new toilets with the squirter in the toilet seat? Saw one at Menards the other day... Heated rim, heated water... although if you hit the wrong button at the wrong time, I think it could make ya jump through the roof! 

Sounds like all the buttons are wrong all the time 

-Mike