Man's Best Friend

[x]

WOMEN

A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...

...No wait........, Sorry.

I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all those things.

Never mind.

[R J]

Hey SE, a dog does most of them also.

[x]

Hey SE, a dog does most of them also.

True... but the joke doesn't work as well with a dog.

[alph]

well, in some ways, a woman can act like a dog, sometimes we call 'em a "bi**h",  they're warm in bed, they'll cuddle with you, and usually their bark is worse then their bite......

[fudgie]

I knew I loved whiskey.

[Spirited-6]

well, in some ways, a woman can act like a dog, sometimes we call 'em a "bi**h",  they're warm in bed, they'll cuddle with you, and usually their bark is worse then their bite......

Like some one said ; If she was any "BITCHER " she would have PUPS.   

[Red Diamond]

And like a male (Dog) , when that B,,ch  "Barks", you're going to tuck your tail and curle up at her feet.

[Serk]

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

--Robert Heinlein

[hotglue #43]

Well..... lock both your dog and your wife in the truck of your car.... leave them there for an hour...... and see which one is happy to see ya when ya let them out....... Just sayin'

[Mr.BubblesVRCCDS0008]

I'm with you Mark. I married Mrs. Right  but I did not know her first name was Always.  From the movie True Lies  "women can't live with them can't shootem"

[Willow]

Well..... lock both your dog and your wife in the truck of your car.... leave them there for an hour...... and see which one is happy to see ya when ya let them out....

Did that.  She sicced the dog on me.    

[bigguy]

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

--Robert Heinlein

[alph]

i once worked with a girl that said "all men are dogs!", and i replied, "well, if you weren't such a bitch, we wouldn't seem like dogs....."  that shut her up right then and there.

[Red Diamond]

i once worked with a girl that said "all men are dogs!", and i replied, "well, if you weren't such a bitch, we wouldn't seem like dogs....."  that shut her up right then and there.

I'd be willing to bet, that girl at work wasn't your wife. Ha, Ha.

[old2soon]

Well..... lock both your dog and your wife in the truck of your car.... leave them there for an hour...... and see which one is happy to see ya when ya let them out....... Just sayin'

I can see lettin the dog out. RIDE SAFE.