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Automated feline defense system

Started by Chili Pepper, Mon 23, May 2011, 18:08:10

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Mon 23, May 2011, 18:39:37
 :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

WOW!! That has set a record.  5 ROFLMAOs

Marty
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Chili Pepper

#2
Mon 23, May 2011, 20:15:49
Ha! I have a cat and I love the little stinker but this cracks me up, too. Thanks for sharin' the laughs, Marty  :)

Toledo Mark

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Mon 23, May 2011, 20:24:59
I have caught and relocated 6 cats in the past 4 years.  I have a neighbor who takes in strays and for some reason they come into my garage and piss on my valk exhaust.  I bought a live trap and have relocated 6 of them so far.  Never caught the same one twice.

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#4
Mon 23, May 2011, 20:41:27
Reminds me of when I was a kid in jr. high. Our kitchen table was in the corner of the room next to a window. Outside the window was a downspout which the neighbor's dog would pee on all the time...making any meal rather smelly if the window was open. I borrowed an electric fence set from my uncle and figured out how to drop the voltage so it wouldn't cause permanent damage. I rigged it so the dog's pee would trigger a switch and turn it on. First time I ever saw a dog running about 20 mph and dragging his butt at the same time....all the while snapping at his "unit." Only took one time...no more dog pee.

musclehead

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Mon 23, May 2011, 21:04:50
 :D ;D :cooldude: lets hope this guy only uses his geek powers for good :uglystupid2:
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#6
Mon 23, May 2011, 21:35:01
Loved the use of the grinder.
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old2soon

#7
Mon 23, May 2011, 21:58:03
That gave me a dang good laugh. My cats stay outside. That being said-i promised each of them that if i catch em pissin on the valk i'm gonna use up at least 13 of their lives.  :uglystupid2: We will see. RIDE SAFE.
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Chili Pepper

#8
Tue 24, May 2011, 04:57:23
Can't say as I blame ya, Zeus...too many cats spoil the neighborhood. O2S, mine stays inside and I had her claws removed. I let her out for a while until she reverted to instinct and started stalking the birdies...now she's back inside. They tend to live longer that way, anyway  :uglystupid2:

Ha ha ha ha!!....were you a geek, John? That's funny!  Keep an eye on him, wouldja Musclehead? :2funny:

rmrc51

#9
Tue 24, May 2011, 05:38:30
What a riot. Just sent it out to my e-mail list!  ;D
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Sat 14, Jun 2014, 22:44:24
This is definitely worth a bump. :)
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#11
Sun 15, Jun 2014, 17:45:40
Thats funny, and, ingenious. But, it shows how stupid cats can be. If they didn't come back I'd try it.

There are way too many cats in this area. [ Dairy farms and good dumping/relocation area]. I like that they do keep the little critter population down, but, I get fed up with all the 'squirting'.
So, I've resorted to basically what John has done. But, then, usually I have bodies to get rid of.
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