Chunk of Texas humor - Laugh instead of finding fault, OK?

[R J]

      How dry is it in Texas???


      In Longview they killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.

      A man in Dime Box said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

      At Lake Palestine they caught a 20 lb. catfish that had ticks on it!   
     
      This week in Bryan a fire hydrant was seen chasing a dog.

      It's so dry that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

[ricoman]

 

[Gear Jammer]

don't forget HOT     

[Serk]

The Texan's prayer for rain...

Dear lord, please let it rain..... Not so much for me, I've seen it... But my 8 year old son hasn't...

[DarkMeister]

Heard that cows were producing powdered milk

[fiddle mike]

Last week, my mom passed out when a rain drop hit her in the forehead.  I had to throw a little dust in her face to bring her around.