WHAT IF ..................... A PURELY IMAGINARY SCENARIO

Oss · Sun 10, Jul 2011, 08:01:13

So I wondered what would happen in a few weeks if KW, Anvil, Bobbo, Roadkill and Stretch
and SE happened to meet at lunch table outside the vendor area at Inzane

I mean they just happen to sit down without knowing each other

Hey would you mind passing the ketchup

Sure

Did you know that ketchup was invented by an engineer named Heinz

What are you talking about it was invented in Singapore in 1244 by a monk. Millions of peaceful buddists use it in ceremonies

The trouble with america is these damn foreigners

Democrats love trouble

Republicans are racists

I love Moslems whats wrong with Moslems? They are peaceful and never kill hardly at all

I dont give a rats ass if you fart in your ketchup just shut up and let me enjoy my hamburger so I can go ride the Valkyrie

Oh those Valks always break down I want a harley

Yeah well I have now owned a Valkyrie for 10 days and I say purple and white ones never break

I' ll show you some pictures I took to prove it

What color air are you breathing?

You're a poopy head

You're an imbecile

Real men dont say poopyhead

Jesus loves all of you but you are all going to hell anyway because you are a cult

Uh ohm here comes Willow, shut up or we dont get any pie later

yeah he's right

I dont eat pie only cult members eat pie

(noise of someone passing gas)

Does anyone smell something

You mean like a rose bush gently wafting in the summer breeze?

Nope thats not it

I am out of here try to keep up I am going riding

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Well it was just a thought I had while jogging this morning, Sorry I couldnt remember all of it///endorphins

Ride safe everyone

This would make a great skit for the saturday dinner IMHO
even better than elfing ourselves during the winter
Oz if it happens please put it up with the other inzane movies

Gonna miss ya'll this year

fudgie · Sun 10, Jul 2011, 08:23:02

Dag · Sun 10, Jul 2011, 08:26:09

Gear Jammer · Sun 10, Jul 2011, 08:35:24

hubcapsc · Sun 10, Jul 2011, 08:38:16

Oss... you crack me up! I attribute this line to Roadkill: try to keep up I am going riding

-Mike

Spirited-6 · Sun 10, Jul 2011, 08:39:09

solo1 · Sun 10, Jul 2011, 08:42:33

9Ball · Sun 10, Jul 2011, 08:46:03

that's priceless.....thanks Oss

DarkMeister · Sun 10, Jul 2011, 08:55:40

What is "jogging"?

HayHauler · Sun 10, Jul 2011, 09:02:04

Thanks OSS. I'd be the first to buy any of my VRCC brothers/sisters the first beer.

Especially you Sir OSS.

Hay

Jimmyt

x · Sun 10, Jul 2011, 09:06:59

That's right... don't fart in my ketchup... the bubbles put me off.

Bama Red · Sun 10, Jul 2011, 10:03:10

I'd pay real money to see that lunch gathering!

sugerbear · Sun 10, Jul 2011, 10:27:12

see, they ARE good for something.

i'd watch it

ValhallaIamComing · Sun 10, Jul 2011, 10:33:19

Oss · Sun 10, Jul 2011, 15:18:32

Well if I said who I thunk said each line it wouldnta been as much fun now would it

only 206 hits...secretary audition threads get 500 in a few hours.. the thread suffered from lack of secretary material but then it wasnt all about me

but Mike, you are correct, SE I never thought about bubbles (only an engineer would factor in bubbles, surprised Bobbo didnt beat ya to it, and if you are in the southern hemisphere do the bubbles still rise or do they sink

Hay I look forward to that beer if I can get to GOTF next year

if anyone wants to add let me know and i will see what i can come up with

Had a great ride today on the Valkyrie, goin back out to the pool with my scotch and its just 3 hours until strawberry pie for Oss

Its good to be Oss today

Hope its all good wherever you are too

KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood) · Sun 10, Jul 2011, 15:40:33

Novavalker · Sun 10, Jul 2011, 17:54:36

That was hilarious

Karen · Sun 10, Jul 2011, 18:54:19

Thanks, Evan, I needed that!

RoadKill · Sun 10, Jul 2011, 19:01:20

Quote from: hubcapsc on Sun 10, Jul 2011, 08:38:16

Oss... you crack me up! I attribute this line to Roadkill: try to keep up I am going riding

-Mike

Yeah..Just after I passed GAS !

The Anvil · Sun 10, Jul 2011, 19:43:38

I just shot Goldfish crackers out of my nose.

musclehead · Sun 10, Jul 2011, 20:07:11

I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything

ah I can see it now a Willow production of 'Valkyries in springtime' a little off broadway, but it sounds WAY off to begin with

Black Dog · Mon 11, Jul 2011, 09:34:21

Ya made my day Evan...

Black Dog

Westernbiker · Mon 11, Jul 2011, 10:01:00

LMAO!

Mr.BubblesVRCCDS0008 · Mon 11, Jul 2011, 10:14:49

Anybody who would put ketchup on an all american hamburger should be shot. LOL

Momz · Mon 11, Jul 2011, 10:38:34

Better to put ketchup on a burger than on a hot dog!

This comes from a lifetime of culinary education and German heritage.

Hotdogs that require condiments should never be ruined by the addition of a processed tomato product. And a good sausage will cause you to pass gas.

ValkFlyer · Mon 11, Jul 2011, 13:07:31

Quote from: Momz on Mon 11, Jul 2011, 10:38:34
Better to put ketchup on a burger than on a hot dog! This comes from a lifetime of culinary education and German heritage.

Hotdogs that require condiments should never be ruined by the addition of a processed tomato product. And a good sausage will cause you to pass gas.

Just can't be the things I learn here!

queen bee · Fri 15, Jul 2011, 17:52:30

Gawd, that's FUNNY!!

KW · Fri 15, Jul 2011, 20:31:25

Just a few problems my friend;

First of all, Pearl Silver and Black are the best, most reliable Valkyries ever made. Period. I've stayed out of that argument until now, but its time it was said!

Secondly, I think it's spelled 'poopie' and not 'poopy' but I'll have to check my racist, right-wing, foreigner & Obama hating, gun loving, homophobic, George Bush loving, Republican "I'm always right" manual to be certain. . . . I think there's an entire chapter devoted to the proper usage of the various forms of the word 'poop' when applying it to liberals.

FULL DISCLOSER: I would most likely be the one farting. There, I admitted it. It's a medical thing (he says as his wife scoffs & laughs in the background!) Fortunately, they smell like a rose bush gently wafting in the summer breeze. So, it's all good.

Enough said.

RoadKill · Fri 15, Jul 2011, 20:36:56

Quote from: KW on Fri 15, Jul 2011, 20:31:25
Just a few problems my friend;

First of all, Pearl Silver and Black are the best, most reliable Valkyries ever made. Period. I've stayed out of that argument until now, but its time it was said!

Secondly, I think it's spelled 'poopie' and not 'poopy' but I'll have to check my racist, right-wing, foreigner & Obama hating, gun loving, homophobic, George Bush loving, Republican "I'm always right" manual to be certain. . . . I think there's an entire chapter devoted to the proper usage of the various forms of the word 'poop' when applying it to liberals.

FULL DISCLOSER: I would most likely be the one farting. There, I admitted it. It's a medical thing (he says as his wife scoffs & laughs in the background!) Fortunately, they smell like a rose bush gently wafting in the summer breeze. So, it's all good.

Enough said.

Dude !!! ? That was you???? Some one dial 911,something is dead under this table ! $:-\$ and why is KW still smiling ?

John Schmidt · Fri 15, Jul 2011, 22:28:45

KW is a BIG dude....something like 6'9" or 10", so when that size lets a fart it would hardly be like "a rose bush gently wafting in the summer breeze." I'm guessing more like "an oak tree bending in the throes of an F-4 tornado." Sorry Jerry, couldn't resist.

Stormrider65 · Fri 15, Jul 2011, 22:36:23

Oss, that was great!!!!!

Walt

bscrive · Sat 16, Jul 2011, 06:08:50

Quote from: KW on Fri 15, Jul 2011, 20:31:25
they smell like a rose bush gently wafting in the summer breeze. So, it's all good.

What kind of rose? Would it be a rinoce-rose?

bigguy · Sat 16, Jul 2011, 08:38:14

Quote from: Momz on Mon 11, Jul 2011, 10:38:34
Better to put ketchup on a burger than on a hot dog! This comes from a lifetime of culinary education and German heritage.

Hotdogs that require condiments should never be ruined by the addition of a processed tomato product. And a good sausage will cause you to pass gas.

"culinary education and German heritage."

Hummm! Seems I remember them folks covering their wieners with rotten cabbage.

I'll take ketchup thank you very much.

czuch · Sat 16, Jul 2011, 11:42:04

That meeting could cause the terminal vortex.
This isnt scheduled for 2012,,,,,,,,,is it?

KW · Sat 16, Jul 2011, 14:11:40

FYI –It's illegal to put ketchup on a Coney dog in the State of Michigan, the birthplace of the Coney.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coney_Island_hot_dog

wlgrice · Sat 16, Jul 2011, 17:40:27

silver and black are the worst, first break down on a valk. I had was on a silver and black, bad u-joint, only had 44,000 miles so it can happen to all.

KW · Sat 16, Jul 2011, 19:59:04

wlgrice; WOW. . . weird! My first (and really only) "problem" with mine was a broken 'U" and it had 44,000 miles, same as yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KW · Sat 16, Jul 2011, 20:04:17

Oss; No charge for the 'rosebush' line brother. I'm glad you added it. It works! Consider it a gift! (I stoled it from one of my sergeants 20 years ago and have been claiming it as mine every since! HAHA!)

Chattanooga Mark · Sat 16, Jul 2011, 23:15:49

Fantastic! Thank you Oss, I always look for your posts.

Mark

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