Ain't it the truth?!?

[Walküre]

After 40 years of marriage...

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."


My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

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[Serk]

I told my wife that when she hits 40, I was gonna trade her in on two 20's...


...she reminded me that I'll hit 40 first, and what makes me think she wouldn't beat me to the punch...

[Bobbo]

After 60 years of marriage, an 80 year old couple decided to get a divorce.  Just to annoy his soon-to-be ex-wife, the old man says, "Well, I'm going to go out and find a 20 year old hottie to sleep with".  The wife says, "Oh, yeah?  Well, I'm going out to find a 20 year old stud!"  She continued, "...and I'm going to have a LOT more fun than you!"  The old man scratches his head and says, "How do you figure?"  The wife replies, "Simple math...  20 goes into 80 a HELL of a lot more times than 80 goes into 20!"

[old2soon]

Old but true. Divorce-the screwing you get for the screwing you got. A 20 something be nice to look at but do you REALLY want to take on her maintenance costs?? Thimk about dat fer a minute or three afore ya flame me. And every time you suggest something to the 20 year old she says-you want me to do WHAT?? RIDE SAFE.

[da prez]

 Serk you better be careful.  First find out if you are wired for 220.

                               da prez

[DarkMeister]

Yup, it wears off after a while.....

Why, the other night, wife and I were wanting to have sex. We tried.
Wasn't happening for me.
Wasn't happening for her.
So I said to her:
"What's the matter - you can't think of someone else, either?"

(Courtesy my hero - Rodney Dangerfield!)

[KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)]

After 40 years of marriage...

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."


My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

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[MacDragon]

Reminds my of the new "Divorced Barbie Doll"  ,... comes with all Ken's stuff...

[Jabba]

I say ALL the time... that who in the hell wants to TRAIN another 20 year old woman?  It's taken me 20 years to train this one... and I still ain't quite where she wants me... 


Jabba

[Gryphon]

I say ALL the time... that who in the hell wants to TRAIN another 20 year old woman?  It's taken me 20 years to train this one... and I still ain't quite where she wants me... 


Jabba

+1  I hear ya loud and clear.  I've been with mine for 35 years and haven't had any luck training her.  Obviously, I'm not going to be successful.  Why would I want to start over at this point.

[czuch]

Last night I got home from a rather trying day at work.
Tammy had a chicken on the rotisseree and veggies on the stove. She was lookin good with makeup and tightish flight gear, Bourbon and coke already made and a smile.
I said "I didnt notice a dent in the car",,,,,she said "give me a minute".