These are JOKES folks - Colorful Language! I apologize in advance

[Skinhead]

for any offense taken by our humorously challenged members.

quotable quotes


A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead"
The operator says how do you know?
He says "The sex is the same but the laundry is piling up."

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on.
I said "You're pulling my leg."

I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice. At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my a$$!
Do you think I should change dentists?

A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back.
He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening."

The wife has been missing a week now. The Police said to prepare for the worst.
So I went to the thrift shop to get all her clothes back.

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[musclehead]

your a very disturbed man  and thats a fine quality indeed.

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