Her, or the car.....

[Chippy01]

decisions...... decisions.....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/170650112633

[RoadKill]

Had to give him a BIG OLE SMILE when he pressed the enter button to post that ad !   

[DarkMeister]

 

[ricoman]

ya think he's pretty much over her, but still loves the car?

[old2soon]

Had to take a few(more than 6.3) minutes to calm down. Tears runnin outin ma eyes-snot outa da nose frum laughing so hard. If it weren't over fer em prior to the ad and she saw the ad-i'm guessin it for real  be over now. RIDE SAFE.

[BF]

Wonder how much he wants for the wife?   

[Dag]

[Jess from VA]

An old Craigslist add:  http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/471479867.html

To the Drunk Hottie who fell off my motorcycle
Date: 2007-11-07, 5:23AM PST

I met you at the bar last night, and we hit it off. Ya we were both a little buzzed, but you seemed as into me as I was into you. Things got to things, we made out a bit, and you ended up going home with me on the back of my motorcycle, which was awesome because that doesn't usually happen to me. I luckily had the extra helmet with me and let you wear my bike jacket while suffering the cold on the way home. I was feeling pretty happy and lucky to say the least.

This is where things got crazy.

I don't know if you slipped, or thought I was taking you home to kill you, or if you're just plain crazy and had a change of heart, but all of a sudden you let go of me MID-TURN and went flying into the bushes at about 10-15mph near the park by my house. I was so freaked out!!! When I looked back to see you fumbling in the bushes I could only PRAY TO GOD that you didn't hit the asphalt or something worse.

I really thought you must have been hurt at least a bit, but as I turned around to come check on you, you took off into the unlit park running full speed with my helmet and jacket still on! I parked my bike and looked for you for over 2 hours calling your name until I was so cold I had to go home or risk freezing to death.

WTF

I'm sorry for what happened and I really hope you're OK, really I do, but seriously WTF. Running into a forested park in the middle of the night like that....I really can't begin to guess what you were thinking, and you weren't that drunk, but i suppose my "crazy-bitch o' meter" wasn't working at the bar that night, and from the speed you took off I can only surmise that you're not that hurt. I would like my expensive bike gear back though, I hope it kept you warm during your psychotic episode, but it IS mine and I kinda need it to get around in the winter. If you could return it to the bar for me, check in with your shrink, and promise to never come near me again that would be great, cause you scared the #*$% outta me and are costing me a lot of money.

Sincerely,
Very cold/poor motorcycle rider who will never let women near his bike again.

[FloridaValkRyder]

No pics of the wifey??? I dang sure would of..

[Gear Jammer]

Wonder how much he wants for the wife?   

H3ll,  he'd probably pay YOU to take her off his hands,, or a$$ so to speak.  I know I made an offer to a guy for my WIFE ver.1.0 Beta 

[DIGGER]

a long time ago I saw an add for a Porsche for sale

"Barely used Porsche for sale.  Wife says "IT goes or she goes"

Porsche $27,000
Wife:  negotiable

[designer]

if your going to lose the wife, why get ride of the ride.....

poor b*st*rd

[Jess Tolbirt]

just remember,
no matter how good she looks, somebody somewhere is tired of putting up with her sh!t

[sugerbear]

my favorite line

"used rear end needs clearence lights"

no pic needed

[fiddle mike]

.
...she is making me move out to the garage.

He doesn't need the car, it takes balls to drive a machine  like that.
.

[bigguy]

There was a recently married guy selling a sport bike on craigslist a few years ago. He described it as brand new, less than 100 miles. Under reason it said, "Apparently Do what ever the hell you want doesn't mean what I thought it did."

[Fudd]

Did anybody notice if he was offering test rides?