I embrassed a truck stop clerk today......

[musclehead]

if you think thats easy you haven't been to many truck stops

I bought a sasauge biscuit and a dew this morning I noticed a book under the counter 'all over the map again' I paid for my breakfast and moved aside to check it out and ended up buy it. is a small book highlighting the many unsual names we have given our towns.

when the clerk saw it she started looking at it, she said 'thats kinda cool' I said being a driver I see lots of weird names for towns.

she said 'like what?'

I said 'like gay head NY or three way TN' that one got her she started turning red I said 'oh you liked that one huh' 

she was just blushing away, my work here is done!

hey Mr Anvil? this book says there is a town north of you called pigwhacker, that would be the logical town for a valk rider 

[Big IV]

Is Dirty Ankle, NC listed in your fancy book smarts?

[Titan]

Here's a good listing of funny, or strange, names for towns.

http://www.accuracyproject.org/towns.html

There are probably several that would embarrass your waitress if used in certain contexts.

[johnhunter44]

We have Sugar Tit, in SC...
Also, there is a North, SC.....ever seen the Bill Cosby video?  Hillarious...

[chuckinVA]

....and Frog Level, Virginia.

[DarkMeister]

Saskatchewan, where I lived for a couple of years has - just to name a couple - Big Beaver and Climax (not too far from each other)

[czuch]

In Western Tennessee right on the I-40 is Bucksnort. Theyres a little truck stop there and the bisquits and gravy are memorable. I got off the road in '89. Might be a different cook there now.

[vanagon40]

[The Anvil]

I always liked Manassas and Dumbfries.

[musclehead]

Is Dirty Ankle, NC listed in your fancy book smarts?

didn't see Dirty Ankle, but they have Big Lick 

[Wetrudgeon]

In central Texas, between College Station and Austin on Texas Highway 21, are the towns of Dime Box and Old Dime Box.  They are roughly one mile apart.  Also near College Station there is the community of North Zulch, Texas.  It is not far from Snook, Texas.  For some reason, there is no Zultch or South, East, or West Zulch.  Don't know why.

We trudge on.

[sugerbear]

here ya go. listed by state

http://www.af4k.com/townname.htm

[Jim_Orr]

How could you forget Beaver and Hooker, OK.  They are right up the highway from each other in the Oklahoma Panhandle. 

[valkyriemc]

Used to hunt "Mad Lick Ridge" and "Jerk-Em-Tight" creek, in Augusta and Bath counties, Virginia.

[Big Rig]

Pa has "Intercourse" and "Bird-in-Hand"....Amish country...

[bigdog99]

knew a guy that married a girl from Turd Holler in TN,  maybe SmokinJoe knows where it is.

[Stanley Steamer]

Climax, GA.......

[Challenger]

From  IL. I have an old news paper clipping that reads, Oblong man marries Normal girl

[Bama Red]

Pa has "Intercourse" and "Bird-in-Hand"....Amish country...

Blue Ball, PA is located just a little north of Intercourse, PA, in Lancaster County (home of the Amish )

[Piper]

In central Texas, between College Station and Austin on Texas Highway 21, are the towns of Dime Box and Old Dime Box.  They are roughly one mile apart.  Also near College Station there is the community of North Zulch, Texas.  It is not far from Snook, Texas.  For some reason, there is no Zultch or South, East, or West Zulch.  Don't know why.

We trudge on.

you forgot to mention Cut and Shoot, Texas which is east of Conroe on 105.

[rmrc51]

When ever I go down to visit family in NC, we always pass through a little town in southern Virginia called; "Tight Squeeze". 

[fudgie]

I got of pic of Big Bone State Park somewhere.

Come on up to the Fall Indiana Ride, I think we go through French Lick.

[Willow]

I got of pic of Big Bone State Park somewhere.

If it's in Kentucky, Fudgie, it's even worse than you remembered.  The name of the park is Big Bone Lick State Park.

[Serk]

Austria's got us all beat...

WARNING - Link has a very naughty word prominently displayed right up at the top, but, well, it IS the name of the village!

http://tinyurl.com/63byd

[DarkMeister]

Austria's got us all beat...

WARNING - Link has a very naughty word prominently displayed right up at the top, but, well, it IS the name of the village!

http://tinyurl.com/63byd

Awesome!! Love the pic caption "The frequently stolen traffic sign  at the entrance to the village of .... "

[GiG]

Just North of Detroit, on I-75 is Exit 69...

[BradValk48237]

Some of you all had the chance to go to the Gay Bar...... In Gay, Michigan.. In the Upper Peninsula...

And then you could have hit Climax... In the lower peninsula... just off US 94.......

[BamaDrifter64]

Pa has "Intercourse" and "Bird-in-Hand"....Amish country...

Blue Ball, PA is located just a little north of Intercourse, PA, in Lancaster County (home of the Amish )

I and my family went through Intercourse, PA this summer on vacation.  I was going to buy my wife a t-shirt that read "I (heart) Intercourse"...but she told me if I did then the only time I would be seeing "intercourse" for awhile would be when I read it off the shirt...I didn't buy it.   

Dave

[fudgie]

Just North of Detroit, on I-75 is Exit 69...

Whats funny is I know where that is. Is it in troy? Theres a Hooters there. I remember because I got 3 days suspension off of work............. 

[fudgie]

I got of pic of Big Bone State Park somewhere.

If it's in Kentucky, Fudgie, it's even worse than you remembered.  The name of the park is Big Bone Lick State Park.

You were right, as usual. 

[Stormrider65]

Toad Suck Park in Arkansas, Woman Hollering Park Texas

[BradValk48237]

Troy, MI it is...... and the Hooters os on Rochester Rd... Exit prior.....

B

[Challenger]

[fudgie]

Hmmm....how did ya get my pic? You hack into my account?  I couldnt get to it due to works firewall. 

[Trynt]

The Northwestern Mn towns if Climax and Fertile are about 32 miles apart. An unfortunate woman from from Fertile perished in an auto accident very near Climax. The headlines in a local paper read "Fertile Woman Dies in Climax"