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SHOO BEAR...SHOO

Started by Clark, Mon 29, Aug 2011, 20:50:24

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Clark

Mon 29, Aug 2011, 20:50:24
well first off.. I dont speak with my radical left wingnut neighbor... seems he is anti everything I do.. including but not limited motorcycles, snowmobiles, dog owner, gun owner and on and on.. ran into another neighbor at the store tonite and she told me thast there was a LARGE black bear in his yard 2 days ago sniffing out his sheep.. took the wingnut several minutes to get the critter to leave..so now the deterrent is to sleep with the sheep to be able to shoo the bear away if and when he comes back.. I can certainly understand wanting to defend the livestock but to try and take on a bear while unarmed is just PLAIN  S T U P I D.. SHOO BEAR..SHOO

Oss

#1
Mon 29, Aug 2011, 20:59:31
maybe he justs wants to sleep with those sheep

:2funny:

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#2
Mon 29, Aug 2011, 21:00:33
Quote from: Oss on Mon 29, Aug 2011, 20:59:31
maybe he justs wants to sleep with those sheep

:2funny:

please do not send me the video


:2funny:  ;D  :roll:



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#3
Mon 29, Aug 2011, 21:05:22
Quote from: Oss on Mon 29, Aug 2011, 20:59:31
maybe he justs wants to sleep with those sheep

:2funny:

please do not send me the video
Oss, think his wife knows about the sheep?   :evil:

Big Rig

#4
Mon 29, Aug 2011, 21:06:14
His family will be saying Poo Bear poo...to get him back for the service... :2funny:

Fudd

#5
Mon 29, Aug 2011, 21:39:03
Clark, be a good neighbor.  Go offer the man a large paper bag of peanut butter and honey sandwiches for him to snack on during the night.


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Mon 29, Aug 2011, 22:02:41
Quote from: Oss on Mon 29, Aug 2011, 20:59:31
maybe he justs wants to sleep with those sheep

:2funny:

please do not send me the video
Ditto what Oss sez!!!!!!


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#7
Tue 30, Aug 2011, 06:14:03
This means that I am not the only one with a useless neighbor who is listed as "food" when the zombie apocalypse begins, if he lives that long.
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DarkMeister

#8
Tue 30, Aug 2011, 07:30:23
Do his sheep look like this one?

Skinhead

#9
Tue 30, Aug 2011, 07:45:04
Quote from: DarkMeister on Tue 30, Aug 2011, 07:30:23
Do his sheep look like this one?




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#10
Tue 30, Aug 2011, 08:28:33
  The future score  Bear 1  Nieghbor 0

  But after the attack, could they shoot the bear or is that illeagle.

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fudgie

#11
Tue 30, Aug 2011, 08:40:47
Maybe he will find out if they really do sh!t in the woods.  :crazy2:


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9Ball

#12
Tue 30, Aug 2011, 08:43:56
maybe you can help him by putting some food out for the bear...could speed up the whole process for getting a new neighbor.
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Clark

#13
Tue 30, Aug 2011, 16:05:53
i guess its just a part of livin in the WILD WEST.. in the winter when she gets dark early I usually dont go out for firewood wo stickin my 40 in my pocket.. somethin about the occasional cougar track that gets yer attention..

9Ball

#14
Tue 30, Aug 2011, 16:17:17
Quote from: Clark on Tue 30, Aug 2011, 16:05:53
i guess its just a part of livin in the WILD WEST.. in the winter when she gets dark early I usually dont go out for firewood wo stickin my 40 in my pocket.. somethin about the occasional cougar track that gets yer attention..

rumor has it you actively chase "cougars".....even though I promised I'd never let anyone know.
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Katmandu

#15
Tue 30, Aug 2011, 16:18:04
Baa Chicka Baa Baa       :roll:

RoadKill

#16
Tue 30, Aug 2011, 16:21:26
Quote from: Varmintmist on Tue 30, Aug 2011, 06:14:03
This means that I am not the only one with a useless neighbor who is listed as "food" when the zombie apocalypse begins, if he lives that long.

The bear would feed many more people .... use the neighbor for BAIT !

Clark

#17
Tue 30, Aug 2011, 16:47:05
Quote from: jrhorton on Tue 30, Aug 2011, 16:17:17
Quote from: Clark on Tue 30, Aug 2011, 16:05:53
i guess its just a part of livin in the WILD WEST.. in the winter when she gets dark early I usually dont go out for firewood wo stickin my 40 in my pocket.. somethin about the occasional cougar track that gets yer attention..

rumor has it you actively chase "cougars".....even though I promised I'd never let anyone know.
DUDE ..that right there is funny.. actually got one CHASIN ME AS WE SPEAK.. and I gotta tell ya @ 70 she is still pretyy friggin HOT.. took her on a ride up to redfish lake on sinday.. she is the mom of a gal friend of mine.. easy to see where my friend gets her fire from..

Serk

#18
Tue 30, Aug 2011, 16:59:06
Quote from: Clark on Tue 30, Aug 2011, 16:47:05took her on a ride up to redfish lake on sinday..

Freudian typo?  :2funny:
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RoadKill

#19
Tue 30, Aug 2011, 17:03:45
Quote from: Serk on Tue 30, Aug 2011, 16:59:06
Quote from: Clark on Tue 30, Aug 2011, 16:47:05took her on a ride up to redfish lake on sinday..

Freudian typo?  :2funny:

It was some one elses  MOM !    :o Freud was a perv!  :roll:

Stormrider65

#20
Tue 30, Aug 2011, 18:47:02
Baa Chicka Baa Baa???? :2funny: :2funny:  I'll send you the bill for the pulled muscle from laughing so hard Katmandu.  ROTFLMAO  Thats cold, really cold. :2funny: :2funny:

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#21
Wed 31, Aug 2011, 14:17:14
My kinda gal.   :cooldude:
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#22
Wed 31, Aug 2011, 14:30:52
So has this guy been eaten yet or what?
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