SUPERSEX !!!

[Gangman036]

My wife and I recently visited a friend Mother at a local nursing home. We walked in and were greeted by an elderly woman walking down the hallway wearing a kinda short night gown. Every 5-7 steps she would lift her gown and yell "SUPERSEX". This continued for the length of a long hallway. To say the least I was traumatized by her behavior and the site of ....well you know. As she past another male resident in  a wheel chair ..............she did her grown flip and SUPERSEX routine and continued to walk down the hallway. He just sat there for about 2 minutes........then yelled out "I'll have the SOUP"  !!!!!

[musclehead]

yep, she's got go-go boots in her closet 

[Russell Rice]

love the old go-go bars It just goes to show you 2 things....1. your never to old for SUPERSEX 2. It's the small things in life that makes you laugh..... I'll have the soup too

[alph]

i was working in a nursing home in Ladysmith Wi. when an old lady hit on me!!  she asked me if i wanted to full a round!!  my eyes and mouth both fell open, i couldn't believe what i was hearing!!  then, while i was wiring up a smoke detector she comes up to me and says " wow, look at those pretty wires, hey, this guys got leather underware on!" (well of course i didn't) i just about fell off my lader!!  man, that was a tough job!

[DIGGER]

It's got to be really boring for the paitients there.....ha

My aunt was 90 a couple yrs ago in a home where I live and I went every Tuesday afternoon to spend time with her.   Each member of the family had a different night.   Anyways,  sex is common in those homes.  I asked one of the nurses one day what did they do about the clients having sex and she said that the staff at the home is instructed that as long as it is concentual they are to do nothing.  She told me you would be surprised at how many do have sex.  She said several times she had walked into patients rooms where sex was going on and she just backed out and closed the door.     

I hope I never lose the urge........ha

[Bob E.]

My mom has worked in a nursing home for over 20 years now and the stories she could tell...

One time I went to see her there for something and as I was leaving, walking past the tv lounge, one old lady says to me, "Are you Sharon Elliott's son?"  Being friendly, I said "yeah"  and she says, "OOOHHHHH...you got that dad with the SEXY legs!!!"  I about busted out laughing.  I still ride my dad about that one. 

[musclehead]

ahh the memories. when I delivered mail one of the routes had not one but TWO old folks homes on it. I'll never forget the first time I delivered the mail to the second home I got an earfull. I was there about 18:00, once I knew the route I'd get there by 14:00. "we can set our clock by the regular guy"  "why are you so late" "would you like a cookie? tough! the cooks went home two hours ago"

I apologized and told them I was brand new on the route and would get faster next time. I heard; "what'd he say?" "he said he's new, and stupid!"

$%%^&&*  ungrateful old codgers ###%^$^& 

[Tim H]

i was working in a nursing home in Ladysmith Wi. when an old lady hit on me!!  she asked me if i wanted to full a round!!  my eyes and mouth both fell open, i couldn't believe what i was hearing!!  then, while i was wiring up a smoke detector she comes up to me and says " wow, look at those pretty wires, hey, this guys got leather underware on!" (well of course i didn't) i just about fell off my lader!!  man, that was a tough job!

Funny.  I'm installing a Nurse Call system in a nursing home now.  I also, did FA work Alph, use to work for Simplex.  Anyway, we have a lot of fun listening to the residence and what they come up with, but nothing on the scale of SuperSex!