Got Milk?

[Paxton]

* Bureaucracy: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, they lose one and milk the other and pour the milk down the drain.

Comunism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then gives you some milk.
Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
Fascism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then sells you some milk.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Nazism: You have two cows. The Government shoots you and takes the cows.

[YoungPUP]

This would be funny if it wasn't true.