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Saturday Chuckle

Started by Skinhead, Sat 10, Dec 2011, 09:55:28

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Skinhead

A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner...
"Son, where were you today?"
The son says "at school dad."
Robot slaps the son!
"Ok, I watched a DVD at my friends house!" the son says.
"What DVD?" asks the father
"Toy story."
Robot slaps the son again!
"Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.
"What!? When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad..
Robot slaps the dad!
Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son."
Robot slaps the mom!
Awkward Silence...

Friendsville, TN - Troy, MI

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Now thats some funny Shite right there  :cooldude: ;D :cooldude:

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WHOA SKINHEAD.... YOU GOT ANVILS APPROVAL...MARK IT ON YER CALENDAR....OR NOT :2funny:

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RoadKill

Anvil would not be laughing if was a 'total bullshit' detector !    :evil:   :crazy2:

Skinhead

Aw, you guys are too rough on ol' Advil.  He's a member like the rest of us, and adds a little flavor to the board.  Just not very diplomatic some times. 

Friendsville, TN - Troy, MI

RoadKill

Quote from: Skinhead on Sat 10, Dec 2011, 20:31:09
Aw, you guys are too rough on ol' Advil.  He's a member like the rest of us, and adds a little flavor to the board.  Just not very diplomatic some times. 

He likes it rough...or he wouldn't still be here!  :2funny:   Diplomatic? ...or Politically correct ?  ???