Test yourself

[Momz]

Idiot Quiz  
Some people are idiots, but some people just act like idiots. Are you an idiot? Can you pass the idiot quiz to prove you're not an idiot?

1.There are nine players on a baseball team, and their coach has a basket with nine baseballs in it. Can the coach give each player one of the baseballs and still leave one in the basket?
No.
Yes.

2.Correctly select the box that says, "I'm an idiot".
I'm an idiot  
I'm smart  
Ayma Nittiet

3.What's the square root of 15,241,578,750,190,521?
123,456,789

4.How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One.
Idiots are very smart.
That's a trick question.
There's no such thing as a light bulb.  
Four idiots. One to hold the light bulb, and four to rotate the ladder.
Five Idiots. One to hold the light bulb, and four to rotate the ladder.

5.We want to know which gender has more idiots. What are you?
What are YOU, an idiot?
I am a guy.
Jeez.
Oh...I know this...wait...I am a girl!  
Is this a trick? I am a guy.
Is that right?  Girl Girl Girl Girl Girl  
 

[da prez]

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anamonius

[GJS]

Can you repeat the question?