The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!

[John Schmidt]

I guess it was because of my response to the question : "List all dependents?"
I replied -

12 million illegal immigrants;
3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico ; and
535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

[SANDMAN5]

Maybe more people should answer that question that way!!

[Bob E.]

The problem is that you have to list social security numbers for all of your dependents...and they can't be listed as a dependent on anyone else's tax returns.  How would you handle that??

[junior]

I guess it was because of my response to the question : "List all dependents?"
I replied -

12 million illegal immigrants;
3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico ; and
535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

(and he thinks that i am the simple one)

you forgot to list your cat and dog

[John Schmidt]

The problem is that you have to list social security numbers for all of your dependents...and they can't be listed as a dependent on anyone else's tax returns.  How would you handle that??

[Bob E.]

The problem is that you have to list social security numbers for all of your dependents...and they can't be listed as a dependent on anyone else's tax returns.  How would you handle that??

I'm jest sayin'...maybe that's why it was returned.

[old2soon]

John-yer dealing with the trolls in D C. This is proof positive that the(use your own adjective as i'm trying to be nice) up there in never never land DO NOT WANT/CARE to hear the truth. I'm with you on this one but those folks up there wouldn't know or believe or understand the truth iffin it bit em square on the a$$ cheeks. Good luck with our version of the truth. Like i said-i'm with you on this one. RIDE SAFE.

[Willow]

"That's a joke, I say, that's a joke, son."

[old2soon]

"That's a joke, I say, that's a joke, son."

Yuppers-know/knew it were a joke-as is most of our govenment.  Keep in mind i did my tours of duty in our Navy under the tutelage of L B J and Robert Strange Mcnamara.  Even had it NOT been a joke-gotta go with John anywho on this one.  The truly sad part is-it be closer to the truth than a lot of folks would like to admit.  RIDE SAFE.

[John Schmidt]

"That's a joke, I say, that's a joke, son."

You got it there Leghorn!  Stay warm up yonder there. 

[czuch]

"I got mah looove to keep me warm".
I do like that joke.