Guns do not kill people!

[da prez]

  People with cell phones kill people.
                                                        da prez

[fudgie]

Husbands who come home early kill people. 

[keystone kid]

Guns don't kill people.  Fathers with pretty daughters do.

[RDAbull]

Yes they do, if held in the hands of a decent marksman.

[musclehead]

Yes they do, if held in the hands of a decent marksman.

if I shoot at you and you don't die?  your probably shooting back!
the transgression must be huge for me to use leathal force....