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Started by Skinhead, Mon 13, Feb 2012, 16:42:27

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Skinhead

I got some really good Obama jokes in the email today, but with the ban on, I'll have to email them to you if you want to hear them.  So in it's place here's a little educational material.

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Skinhead

I don't want to get into all that.

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BigAl

One day I was walking to school, because cars and buses were banned.

Had to eat grass due to everything else was said to be bad by some lady.

Could not say just anything, cause some sensor had to check it first.

Sports at my place of learning was banned, cause someone might lose and feel bad.

Taught my parents were not good enough to raise me cause it takes a village now.

I could have all the sex I wanted cause my parents can't tell me what to do and rubbers and birth control was out thier hands.

And they can not do anything about my little bump in the front I am 13 and totally in charge of that matter.

This is the America we have become, but no jokes or we will get neutered.

Go ahead and Make my day.


BigAl

Read fast he is neutering me as we speak.


FloridaValkRyder

email away.. I love good Obama jokes.. :2funny:
I still miss her.

junior

i hope you stirealized that scalple willow...............cause here is the punch line to that joke.

what do you call a barn full of colored people? "sloppy painters"


and i bet you thought it was gonna be rasisit................................ :2funny:

alph

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Quote from: junior on Tue 14, Feb 2012, 03:46:21
i hope you stirealized that scalple willow...............cause here is the punch line to that joke.

what do you call a barn full of colored people? "sloppy painters"


and i bet you thought it was gonna be rasisit................................ :2funny:

yep, and just as i thought, both our posts got pulled!!  i love pissing off people some times!!  

JR, if you get me suspended, YOU'RE MY PAL!! i never use to be a rasist, but when i see my child not qualifying for financial aid, and i've lived here, payed taxes, and someone whose a certain "type" gets special treatment because of it, that ticks me off.
Promote world peace, ban all religion.

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Rams

That's still in effect?  That was like a permanent thing, never ever again?  I went back and read the thread, it didn't say how long so, that means it's forever?   Of course, it was not stated how long that ban would be in effect.    Well, now I just don't know what to think.  Is this ban until the next election?    I did  read a couple of joke political jokes the other day, would love to share them but, am I allowed to? 
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Quote from: blackrams on Tue 14, Feb 2012, 07:25:11
That's still in effect?  That was like a permanent thing, never ever again?  I went back and read the thread, it didn't say how long so, that means it's forever?   Of course, it was not stated how long that ban would be in effect.    Well, now I just don't know what to think.  Is this ban until the next election?    I did  read a couple of joke political jokes the other day, would love to share them but, am I allowed to? 

Probably not until 2016 when Obama completes his second term, and the White House is an open free for all for either party.   :2funny:

hotglue #43

Quote from: Strong Eagle on Tue 14, Feb 2012, 07:42:59

Probably not until 2016 when Obama completes his second term, and the White House is an open free for all for either party.   :2funny:

Hey!!!!!! NO OBAMA JOKES!!!!!!! :coolsmiley:


blue=3 times
green=at least 4 times
When they are all 'green'.. I'll stop counting.

alph

if obama's re-elected i'm moving to singapor where a person has more rights and pays less in taxes!! ;D
Promote world peace, ban all religion.

Ride Safe, Ride Often!!  :cooldude:

fudgie

Quote from: hotglue #43 on Tue 14, Feb 2012, 08:00:41
Quote from: Strong Eagle on Tue 14, Feb 2012, 07:42:59

Probably not until 2016 when Obama completes his second term, and the White House is an open free for all for either party.   :2funny:

Hey!!!!!! NO OBAMA JOKES!!!!!!! :coolsmiley:

:2funny:  :cooldude:


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Quote from: alph on Tue 14, Feb 2012, 08:02:24
if obama's re-elected i'm moving to singapor where a person has more rights and pays less in taxes!! ;D

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run the place...

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3fan4life

Quote from: Skinhead on Mon 13, Feb 2012, 16:42:27
I got some really good Obama jokes in the email today, but with the ban on, I'll have to email them to you if you want to hear them. 

Post ALL of them that you want, just change Obama to Bush and no one will care.  :evil:
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G-Man

Quote from: 3fan4life on Tue 14, Feb 2012, 21:52:57
Quote from: Skinhead on Mon 13, Feb 2012, 16:42:27
I got some really good Obama jokes in the email today, but with the ban on, I'll have to email them to you if you want to hear them. 

Post ALL of them that you want, just change Obama to Bush and no one will care.  :evil:

:cooldude:

musclehead

really? I don't ever recall there being a ban on Bush jokes?

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Stormrider65

Skinhead, thanks for the jokes.  LMAO   :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

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Skinhead

I get a lot of jokes of all types, I pass them on to 2 distribution list based on wether they are PG-13 or adult in nature.  If anyone would like to be added to the distribution list(s) send me an email @ stratoblaster(remove)@wideopenwest.com, please specify which lists your interested in, and if your offended by any of it it is your own fault for being thin skinned.  The information is provided for entertainment purposes only and I am not responsible for it's content.

Friendsville, TN - Troy, MI