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« Reply #1000 on: May 08, 2012, 02:46:41 PM » |
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Here is number 999! I'm quitting and leaving RJ to fill in the 1,000 post.  I've done enough damage to my so called intelligence.  RJ who? 
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« Reply #1001 on: May 15, 2012, 05:28:08 AM » |
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Hmmm.......................... 
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« Reply #1002 on: May 15, 2012, 05:56:14 AM » |
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don't ya just love a good mystery 
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« Reply #1003 on: May 15, 2012, 05:58:37 AM » |
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The birds are singing, the sun is shining, and all is right with the world again!
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« Reply #1004 on: May 15, 2012, 06:00:53 AM » |
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was raining while I was jogging an hour ago, still rainingdang that just made me think of the Jimi Hendrix song(s) off of Electric Ladyland

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If you don't know where your going any road will take you there George Harrison
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« Reply #1005 on: May 15, 2012, 07:05:40 AM » |
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The birds are singing, the sun is shining, and all is right with the world again!
Agreed!  Hmm, must have struck a chord somewhere. Good morning 'yall. And yes Oss, I do love a good mystery and that's what's kept this thread interesting! 
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« Reply #1006 on: May 15, 2012, 07:12:52 AM » |
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Okay, so who UNLOCKED this mystery?
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« Reply #1007 on: May 15, 2012, 07:14:56 AM » |
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RJ, I cannot tell a lie, I Didn't.  Hay  Jimmyt
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« Reply #1008 on: May 15, 2012, 05:43:17 PM » |
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still here just been doing a lot of work for my Mom and riding tryed to to say a few words the other day and there was no replay button 
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« Reply #1009 on: May 16, 2012, 08:10:12 PM » |
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still here just been doing a lot of work for my Mom and riding tryed to to say a few words the other day and there was no replay button  He replayed his reply.
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« Reply #1010 on: May 16, 2012, 08:18:17 PM » |
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Was disappointed to find this thread locked a while back.
Glad to see it back and unlocked.
It's a silly and fun thread. Some times that's just what is needed to take the edge off a day.
And I'm still in it to win it!
Happy Zyzzyvas!
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« Reply #1011 on: May 16, 2012, 09:37:39 PM » |
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Come on Mike, ya'll is going to have to get up earlier than that.
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« Reply #1012 on: May 16, 2012, 09:52:30 PM » |
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I'm Baaaaack! Glad to see this thread is still working after the "mysterious" technical glitch.  Still have a chance I guess! 
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« Reply #1013 on: May 16, 2012, 10:00:24 PM » |
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Nah, not a chance there Valkahuna. Not a chance.  Hay  Jimmyt
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« Reply #1014 on: May 16, 2012, 10:05:39 PM » |
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Jimmy, we all have a chance. When ya say we don't that just puts another fly in the honey and they don't taste good.
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« Reply #1015 on: May 16, 2012, 10:18:33 PM » |
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Nah, not a chance there Valkahuna. Not a chance.  Hay  Jimmyt Hay, from what I saw happen to this thread, I'd say that you are right indeed sir! But like others havve said, it's lighthearted entertainment, and that alone is worth the price of the typing.  So ya see, we've all won already. 
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« Reply #1016 on: May 17, 2012, 02:55:00 AM » |
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GOOD MORNING! It's a lovely day, the sun is shining, and I get to ride to school today. Talk about a winner!
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« Reply #1017 on: May 17, 2012, 03:45:06 AM » |
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GOOD MORNING! It's a lovely day, the sun is shining, and I get to ride to school today. Talk about a winner!
Yeah, ya'll is a gooder one. Hope it don't rain on ya. LOL Like as if you would melt. 
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« Reply #1018 on: May 17, 2012, 07:46:15 AM » |
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Technical Hitch? Never noticed.. Yep! I'm destined to have the last word. 
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« Reply #1019 on: May 17, 2012, 08:08:49 AM » |
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Technical Hitch? Never noticed.. Yep! I'm destined to have the last word.  Never noticed the post wasn't locked. Destines to havee the last word. Kinda doubt that if ya not paying attention. Have a good day Irish-Valk, and a better weekend. 
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« Reply #1020 on: May 17, 2012, 08:32:46 AM » |
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Come on Mike, ya'll is going to have to get up earlier than that.
Not only was I up earlier than that, my daughter and I flew to Chicago and back and drove back from Omaha before I could post anything. Long day. Dental work through Shiriners for my daughter is why we go to Chicago. This was supposed to be the last appointment in what has been a 20 year project. Well, some things didn't work as they hoped they would at this appointment so we have additional appointments to go to so they can redo some teeth related items. Day was a little disappointing in that regard. Anyway, drove down to Omaha the night before, hopped on a morning flight to Chicago's Midway airport, catch the Orange line train (EL) to downtown, transfer to the Pink line at the loop, and get off at the Polk station which happens to be directly across the street from the Dr's office. Works really well. Reverse it to get back. While at Midway, I was gratified to see the TSA at the airport keeping us safe from the Bingo ladies. Public frisking of Grandma. Wow, really?
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« Reply #1021 on: May 17, 2012, 09:11:21 AM » |
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I have had a couple of encounters with the TSA a**holes.
Last encounter, I had my granddaughter, 5 year old with me, grandma had the other one with her. Put granddaughter through the scanner, she passed, told her to wait for me, but she didn't hear me with all the chit chat going on. So she walked on down the aisle without me as I couldn't get through the damn scanner. Ended up it was my suspenders metal tab that was setting it off.
Granddaughter is getting further down the aisle, finally I told the guy, let me retrieve my granddaughter and then we can stand here and piss around all day or until the flight leaves, which ever comes first. Pissed him off and I got the full go through. Thank God the granddaughter realized grandpa wasn't with her and she came screaming back up the aisle. Grandma had gotten through on the other side, and she tried to retrieve the younger one as she flew by her. I've seen my wife mad, but not as mad as she was at the TSA operators.
On the flight home, we put the grandkids behind us just in case we had a problem. Wore the same damn suspenders and passed without a hitch on the other end ready to fly home. We had to change planes in Chi Town, and yup, you got it, we had to do the scanners again to get on the plane for a flight home. Kind of stupid in my book. We hadn't been anywhere except on their firkin plane. I guess they thought we would pick up a package on the floor somewhere.
I told grandma, if we go anywhere again, except to Hawaii, we will drive. I don't mind being scanned, but Geez Louise, let's be realistic about it. A little authority has gone to their head.
Kind of like when we got new officers out of the Academy. In LA Proper Area it didn't take too long to get that authority trimmed down, where you could stand to be around them, and for us to trust them to cover our back while we had theirs..
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« Reply #1022 on: May 17, 2012, 10:01:12 AM » |
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Good idea RJ. If I can't ride or drive, prolly won't go... :0 Too much to see and do out on the road. Just my $.02 Hay  Jimmyt
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« Reply #1023 on: May 17, 2012, 10:11:02 AM » |
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You'll never beat Lady G at that one 
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« Reply #1024 on: May 18, 2012, 08:31:57 PM » |
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I have had a couple of encounters with the TSA a**holes.
Last encounter, I had my granddaughter, 5 year old with me, grandma had the other one with her. Put granddaughter through the scanner, she passed, told her to wait for me, but she didn't hear me with all the chit chat going on. So she walked on down the aisle without me as I couldn't get through the damn scanner. Ended up it was my suspenders metal tab that was setting it off.
Granddaughter is getting further down the aisle, finally I told the guy, let me retrieve my granddaughter and then we can stand here and piss around all day or until the flight leaves, which ever comes first. Pissed him off and I got the full go through. Thank God the granddaughter realized grandpa wasn't with her and she came screaming back up the aisle. Grandma had gotten through on the other side, and she tried to retrieve the younger one as she flew by her. I've seen my wife mad, but not as mad as she was at the TSA operators.
On the flight home, we put the grandkids behind us just in case we had a problem. Wore the same damn suspenders and passed without a hitch on the other end ready to fly home. We had to change planes in Chi Town, and yup, you got it, we had to do the scanners again to get on the plane for a flight home. Kind of stupid in my book. We hadn't been anywhere except on their firkin plane. I guess they thought we would pick up a package on the floor somewhere.
I told grandma, if we go anywhere again, except to Hawaii, we will drive. I don't mind being scanned, but Geez Louise, let's be realistic about it. A little authority has gone to their head.
Kind of like when we got new officers out of the Academy. In LA Proper Area it didn't take too long to get that authority trimmed down, where you could stand to be around them, and for us to trust them to cover our back while we had theirs..
I've had issues where I got separated from my personal belongings (watch, iPhone, computer, wallet, etc.) which were at the end of the belt while they were playing around with me.  I wondered at that time what would happen if traveling with small children, and they got through while I did not. I guess it happened to you RJ. Sad part is that if you followed your instincts and went after the youngster, one of these cowboys from the TSA could make your life really miserable at that point.  Sad, what a waste of money this has become, while we are powerless to do anything about it. 
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« Reply #1025 on: May 18, 2012, 09:45:46 PM » |
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turn your head and cough
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« Reply #1026 on: May 19, 2012, 02:32:43 AM » |
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Hernia on left testes.
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« Reply #1027 on: May 19, 2012, 02:51:48 PM » |
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heard of what??
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« Reply #1028 on: May 19, 2012, 03:48:11 PM » |
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heard of what??
Ya what ya heard is correct.
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« Reply #1029 on: May 19, 2012, 07:37:59 PM » |
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I herd cats. A herd of cats is called a "clowder". But I don't think they would make a good Chowder. Unless the cats were clammy. But even then I'd use real clams for the chowder. In fact I'd bet a big bowl of Clammy Chowder would keep a clowder good and happy!
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« Reply #1030 on: May 19, 2012, 08:18:02 PM » |
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Maybe Mike, but I totally doubt that it would.
Nice try however.
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« Reply #1031 on: May 20, 2012, 02:54:24 PM » |
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Nice try however.
I thought his name was Mike!
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« Reply #1032 on: May 20, 2012, 03:09:25 PM » |
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GreenLantern, his name is MIke.
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« Reply #1033 on: May 20, 2012, 03:35:56 PM » |
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« Reply #1034 on: May 20, 2012, 03:40:20 PM » |
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RJ, I'd float...
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« Reply #1035 on: May 20, 2012, 03:46:12 PM » |
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Come on Lori, you can do better than that.
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« Reply #1036 on: May 20, 2012, 03:46:54 PM » |
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Karen, I don't know about the float, but I'd sure roll down the hill with no problem.
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« Reply #1037 on: May 20, 2012, 03:50:36 PM » |
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Speaking of TSA, our International Airport, scanned a lady coming through customs. They found a bunch of cocaine, shoved in her unmentionable. Jez, I wouldn't care for that in no way shape or form.
She is currently in jail with a million $$$ bail, cash only.
So, I'd say she might be there for a while.
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« Reply #1038 on: May 20, 2012, 03:56:59 PM » |
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Hey Oss, look what you did with this link.
We sure do enjoy it.
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« Reply #1039 on: May 20, 2012, 04:00:09 PM » |
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Any one get any wind in their face today?
I wanted to try, but the grass needed cut.
Well, that is what the box told me, and with her having a Birthday coming up, I figured I'd better listen.
She ain't too happy with the # this time. She thinks she is old, told her she would play hell catching me unless I croak.
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