Childless people, this is what you're missing

[Fritz The Cat]

LOL   

[The Anvil]

I was thinking (right before I clicked it) that it's total BS if it isn't a picture of puke or feces all over the place.

I wasn't disappointed. 

[Psychotic Bovine]

Thank you for reaffirming my belief that my wife and I's decision to remain childless was the best course of action.

[cookiedough]

wait till you have to clean the ceiling off - yuck!

I still remember 11 years ago when our 2nd boy was born.  It was in the dark in the hospital room and it was late at night changing his diaper for the first time in the dark.  I felt drips from the ceiling and not being too much awake, thought it was just rain since it was raining out being 1/2 asleep still.  Well, it wasn't rain, something more yellow - that boy can shoot it with the best of them and still can.

[Skinhead]

Looks like Britman overdid it preparing to ride the Snake!!!

[Stanley Steamer]

Thank you for reaffirming my belief that my wife and I's decision to remain childless was the best course of action.

........My $$ and time are for ME and the Fat Lady.....uhh, Big Green Dragon.....

[donaldcc]

   
  No, here is what you are missing.  this is my daughter and my nephew at recent family dinner (that hardly ever happens).  great kids and lots of fun to be around.   

[alph]

those people should get a dog.  dogs have been known to lick that sh*t up.  then again, we all know a dogs mouth is cleaner then a humans.....  (think of that the next time the in laws let fiedo clean the plates)

[Phil57]

Been there done that. My baby is 34 and has a wonderful family very proud of her but I will never forget cleaning up that mess. My wife and I had to take turns,enough said.

[The Anvil]

this is my daughter and my nephew

Hey Donald, nice work.  

She reminds me of a red-headed actress who's name escapes me.

***Edit*** Bryce Dallas Howard. That's it...

[Big Rig]

crap Happens!!!

Your choice to have or not have children...

I choose children....like the valk, they bring me joy everyday.

if you don't have them, you don't know what you are missing.

[Bigdog]

Kids- Most joy you'll ever have
Kids- Most work you'll ever do

[The Anvil]

Looks like Britman overdid it preparing to ride the Snake!!!

I missed this the first time. 

[ptgb]

That's why I always said it is great to have "steps". When I walked in the door, they already knew how to wipe their own arses. Also, my wife is a light sleeper... when one of them got sick in the middle of the night, I just told her, "one of them is sick" and she was on it like lightning... got the whole bed to myself 

[donaldcc]

She reminds me of a red-headed actress who's name escapes me.

***Edit*** Bryce Dallas Howard. That's it...

 yeh, she's 23 now but was into trying out for that stuff for a while and had a few small pieces in TV serials, etc.  most recently on "Criminal Minds".  i'm movie fanatic but have been against it because of all the BS.  thank goodness she is working hard, finishing school and hopefully that is behind her.

  sometimes she will go riding with me!  Can't have that if you don't have kids.  for all the pain, it is GREAT! 

[Paxton]

I love children... especially when they belong to somebody else!   

[Hef]

To each his own. I have three children, all grown with families of their own. They were, and still are very special to me. The greatest thing about having children is without them you have no grandchildren. Now you're talking about heart grabbing little creatures that can make your worst day great by merely climbing up on your lap, placing their little arms around your neck and saying,"I love you Grandpa." Complete innocense and honesty, nothing phony about these little ones.

[grandpaweaver]

To each his own. I have three children, all grown with families of their own. They were, and still are very special to me. The greatest thing about having children is without them you have no grandchildren. Now you're talking about heart grabbing little creatures that can make your worst day great by merely climbing up on your lap, placing their little arms around your neck and saying,"I love you Grandpa." Complete innocense and honesty, nothing phony about these little ones.

:cooldude:One for each grandchild

[Paxton]

Well, I have a beautiful granddaughter; truly beautiful!  She's turning 18 next month!  ???

When I was 18, I was a freakin' pain in the ass! So it is Pay-Back time...   She's driving me nuckin' futs!  ???

[Whooray]

Three of the finest sons a father could have in this pic. Be sure and ask me about them when we are at Inzane!! I couldnt be more proud of them.

[old2soon]

Six children with two wives. Cleaned that particular mess up more than once. And oh B T W the female of the species does it too!! With a lot of elbow grease it will come off a white leather interior. So will the barf for that matter. And truly an enphatic YES it was more than well worth it. RIDE SAFE.

[Big IV]

My daughter is now almost three weeks old. She's doing well. Her mother and I are hanging in there trying to figure it out.

[Momz]

I can remember my daughters room looking like the one in the picture.

My daughter is now at Florida Tech. working on dual major: Astro-Physics and Physics.
She has worked summers at the Fermi National Labs for the last two years.

This summer she will doing research at U of M Ann Arbor.
Shes hoping to do her Doctorate studies at U of M also.

[czuch]

I never had to deal with that. She put me through the ringer later.
Ever pay 30%, pre tax, child support to the ^*&$@ who ISNT REALTED???
I'm proud of her now though. The overall best feeling is that 3 year old hand in yours as you walk through the parking lot.

[Fritz The Cat]

I can remember my daughters room looking like the one in the picture.

My daughter is now at Florida Tech. working on dual major: Astro-Physics and Physics.
She has worked summers at the Fermi National Labs for the last two years.

This summer she will doing research at U of M Ann Arbor.
Shes hoping to do her Doctorate studies at U of M also.

WOW, your daughter is amazing. 

[Momz]

She certainly is.