They say " During Sex......

[F6BANGER]

You burn as many calories as you would from running 5 miles..........

Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds........

[Gear Jammer]

I think they're basing that on the "normal" duration for sex,,, like 2 minutes or so 

[BF]

I think they're basing that on the "normal" duration for sex,,, like 2 minutes or so 

Two minutes is a marathon.   

[Paxton]

Don't know 'bout you, but the last time I took Viagra, after 4 hours I ended up in the ER!  The wife made me take the Bus!
The good nurse said that when things returned to "normal," she could not tell how many calories I've lost,
but she was sure as to how many pounds I've shed. 
Not going to that ER again! 

[cookiedough]

I highly doubt 5 miles of running.  Heck, I could barely run 1 mile in high school and lucky to jog the 200 meter dash anymore some 20+ years later.  Maybe that is why I have gained 75 lbs. since high school, lack of sex?     That is what I blame the weight gain on anyways - 

[Rams]

Not long ago, I had a visit with my doctor.  Upon returning home, the wife asked me what the Doc had said.  So, I told her, the doc wanted me to lose some weight, excercise and watch my calorie intake.  I've got some bad knees and quite frankly can't swim worth a damn.  So, the Doc said that sex was a great calorie burner and also good for the soul.  Said I should have sex at least three times a week or I could die.

She looked at me with straight face and said, "I'm gonna miss you."    The bad part is, after 31 years, I'm still not sure she wasn't serious.   

[fudgie]

Boy I bet I burn 5,000 cals when I get whiskey d!ck.   

[Gear Jammer]

Not long ago, I had a visit with my doctor.  Upon returning home, the wife asked me what the Doc had said.  So, I told her, the doc wanted me to lose some weight, excercise and watch my calorie intake.  I've got some bad knees and quite frankly can't swim worth a damn.  So, the Doc said that sex was a great calorie burner and also good for the soul.  Said I should have sex at least three times a week or I could die.

She looked at me with straight face and said, "I'm gonna miss you."    The bad part is, after 31 years, I'm still not sure she wasn't serious.   

After 31 years, do you even still care ? ,,,,,     

[Hook#3287]

WOW!!  30 seconds??  That's like 3 times longer than 10 seconds!

[alph]

i'd like to tell that to some of the hotties that jogg around our neighborhood.....  (i'm sure the wife wouldn't like that one....)

[F6BANGER]

WOW!!  30 seconds??  That's like 3 times longer than 10 seconds!

Thats like 3.5 minutes in dog years.....LOL

[donaldcc]

   not to burst any bubbles, but 5 miles is about 500 calories.

   sexual activity not quite as much.    just have to do it more i guess.

http://www.womansday.com/sex-relationships/sex-tips/8-sexy-ways-to-burn-calories-110923

[alph]

   not to burst any bubbles, but 5 miles is about 500 calories.

   sexual activity not quite as much.    just have to do it more i guess.

http://www.womansday.com/sex-relationships/sex-tips/8-sexy-ways-to-burn-calories-110923

well, that's a womans magazine, everyone knows that men do all the work, so it probably is closer to 500 calories, plus there's that excrement thing, that probably counts in there.