Got to open the can today.

[YoungPUP]

The can of Whoop ass!  Couldn"t help playing with a few kids out riding their daddys harleys this morning. They were pointing and laughing at a stop light. Got the green and let her rolllllll.

[cookiedough]

good for you,  let them little buggers eat your dust.

[Clark]

I JUST LOVE SPANKIN THEIR LIL FANNIES

[old2soon]

The can of Whoop ass!  Couldn"t help playing with a few kids out riding their daddys harleys this morning. They were pointing and laughing at a stop light. Got the green and let her rolllllll.

Don't that give ya that nice warm fuzzy-after you whip their a$$ and they still be atryin ta figure out W T F just happened?? You didn't charge for the humble lesson-didja?? RIDE SAFE.

[scoot]

A couple days ago I had the same thing. A gentleman on a Harley wanted to run me. The light changed and I left him thinking. Once wasn't enough though. He had to come back for another spanking. Finally the third light he just hung back 'til it changed.
The thing that makes me feel good is knowing someone took all that guy's money, and he still gets spanked by a 15 year old fat gurl.

[Hoser]

A couple days ago I had the same thing. A gentleman on a Harley wanted to run me. The light changed and I left him thinking. Once wasn't enough though. He had to come back for another spanking. Finally the third light he just hung back 'til it changed.
The thing that makes me feel good is knowing someone took all that guy's money, and he still gets spanked by a 15 year old fat gurl.

+1, one should not initiate the roll on, but should respond with vigor.

[YoungPUP]

Thats the great thing about these bikes. 1- most people have No idea what they're looking at. 2-  They have No idea of what she's capable of! The more I ride mine the more I realize that they're the perfect sleeper cruiser.

[Fudd]

You got to watch 'em Pup.  If they are willing to sink another six grand for a "stage 4 kit" in their already overpriced vibrators they can keep up or maybe out run you.

That is until you level the playing field with a supercharger.  Bye Bye vibrator.

[old2soon]

More than once and NOT as a matter of course i have gotten the front wheel on my I/S airborne just by twisting the wick. One time i had my daughter with me and all her new school supplies. Coming up on two years of ownership already have over 24000 miles i put on and CAN NOT quit smiling just thinking bout my next ride. If it gets any better than this i sure haven't found it yet. RIDE SAFE.

[Jabba]

Coming up on two years of ownership already have over 24000 miles i put on and CAN NOT quit smiling just thinking bout my next ride. If it gets any better than this i sure haven't found it yet. RIDE SAFE.

I bought my 1st one 9 years ago June 5.  I still smile when I even think about her, let alone get on her.

Jabba

[Romeo]

Out for a little ride with Al V yesterday. Somewhere in the thumb of Michigan. Came up to a truck pulling some quads following a workvan. We made a right at a stop sign and they were just progessing too slowly. Still in low gear pulled out into the other lane and rolled the power on, when I hit fifth gear I looked down at the speedo, said 105 and still climbing. Never get tired of that feeling.

[czuch]

I like to let em get ahead once then ask em if they were serious at the next light. Its funner to stay just ahead, like a front wheel length, then when they've topped out, hit the coals and watch er go. There was a post on here a year or so ago where this guy in Philly was getting the guff from a HD rider. The final was, he wanted to race and where should they go, The answer was "Denver".
I still laugh at that one.

[wolf]

my nephew has a 2009 hd stage4 screaming eagle harley i smoke him all the time with the fire breathing dragon of mine he dont brag so much anymore hehehe

[R J]

I like to roll up beside a HD in 4th gear, clanking about 3,800 R's.

They twist the wick a little, I respond and then we are off.

The HD tops out, I wave and hit 5th then let MGM loose.

They are at least fast learners when they get an ass whompin, cause I never see them again.

[Jabba]

I like to roll up beside a HD in 4th gear, clanking about 3,800 R's.

They twist the wick a little, I respond and then we are off.

The HD tops out, I wave and hit 5th then let MGM loose.

They are at least fast learners when they get an ass whompin, cause I never see them again.

I had a guy 2 weeks ago rage on his screaming eagle HD out of a stoplight at 5:30 AM with my in the same lane as him but back and to the right 1/2 the lane width.  I stayed right with him and didn't pass him... just stayed "on" him thru about 70 MPH.  He dipped his head and looked in his right side mirror to see how much distance he put on me.  I just waved with my free hand when he realized I was still only 2 bike lengths back, and riding one handed.



Jabba

[MCRIDER]

Thats the great thing about these bikes. 1- most people have No idea what they're looking at. 2-  They have No idea of what she's capable of! The more I ride mine the more I realize that they're the perfect sleeper cruiser.

Is that the same motorcycle that honda quit making because very few would buy it?

[Tropic traveler]

Thats the great thing about these bikes. 1- most people have No idea what they're looking at. 2-  They have No idea of what she's capable of! The more I ride mine the more I realize that they're the perfect sleeper cruiser.

Is that the same motorcycle that honda quit making because very few would buy it?

Uhh, yes it is. You know not everybody should own a Valk. Only some of us can handle them!

[Jess Tolbirt]

I like to roll up beside a HD in 4th gear, clanking about 3,800 R's.

They twist the wick a little, I respond and then we are off.

The HD tops out, I wave and hit 5th then let MGM loose.

They are at least fast learners when they get an ass whompin, cause I never see them again.

I had a guy 2 weeks ago rage on his screaming eagle HD out of a stoplight at 5:30 AM with my in the same lane as him but back and to the right 1/2 the lane width.  I stayed right with him and didn't pass him... just stayed "on" him thru about 70 MPH.  He dipped his head and looked in his right side mirror to see how much distance he put on me.  I just waved with my free hand when he realized I was still only 2 bike lengths back, and riding one handed.



Jabba

you were riding one handed at 70mph? are you crazy? you will die a flaming death if you keep that up,,o wait thats car tires...

[Jess Tolbirt]

you guys must be coming up against some dorks or something...3800 rpm in 4th gear on my bike is about 75mph...i would kick her down into third and when i hit 6th that poor old valkyrie would be screaming UNCLE!!!!!

[henry 008]

you get caught drag racing in ohio its 6pts on your license, automatic 6mos driving suspension, up to 2 yrs, and possible jail time.  my son had a lawyer and got out of his ticket. he wasn't drag racing but the officer susupected he was. he proved he was not racing, but still had to pay $100+ in court costs.

[Jess Tolbirt]

you get caught drag racing in ohio its 6pts on your license, automatic 6mos driving suspension, up to 2 yrs, and possible jail time.  my son had a lawyer and got out of his ticket. he wasn't drag racing but the officer susupected he was. he proved he was not racing, but still had to pay $100+ in court costs.

holey toledo!!!
i think in Tx where i come from they call it contest of speed...500 dollars and suspension for 6 months,, but then again that was back in the 70's

[GotValk]

If ya want to know how a Harley rider feels, have a sport bike drag you WOW! there in 3rd gear before your out of first.... Still fun though to see how fast those little bikes are! (Even the Big sport bike looks small next to our Lady's).

[Serk]

If ya want to know how a Harley rider feels, have a sport bike drag you WOW! there in 3rd gear before your out of first.... Still fun though to see how fast those little bikes are! (Even the Big sport bike look small next to our Lady's).

The difference is, most of us realize a sports bike would smack us around, and know not to challenge them.

[Bark2]

If ya want to know how a Harley rider feels, have a sport bike drag you WOW! there in 3rd gear before your out of first.... Still fun though to see how fast those little bikes are! (Even the Big sport bike look small next to our Lady's).

The difference is, most of us realize a sports bike would smack us around, and know not to challenge them.

+1

[YoungPUP]

Agreed on the sport bike comment.  But quite a few sport bike riders (seems like more of them than cruiser riders) are well aware of our bikes and their capabilities.  At least thats been my experience at poker runs etc.

[tonyfan70]

you get caught drag racing in ohio its 6pts on your license, automatic 6mos driving suspension, up to 2 yrs, and possible jail time.  my son had a lawyer and got out of his ticket. he wasn't drag racing but the officer susupected he was. he proved he was not racing, but still had to pay $100+ in court costs.

A good defense would be that the danged HD was so loud, you were just keeping ahead of him so you wouldn't suffer permanent hearing damage.