The parot and the biker

[Jess Tolbirt]

This big ugly biker walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. He orders a beer and a shot. The bartender sets him up and says,
"That's really cool, where did you get him?"

"Sturgis." Replied the parrot, "They're all over the friggin' place!"

[Hoser]

I didn't know fudgie has a parrot!  Hoser