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For the fishermen.....I cried laughing

Started by Chrisj CMA, Sun 03, Jun 2012, 12:34:28

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Chrisj CMA


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Bill Dance IS the most dangerous man in sports television.     :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

Marty
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Robert

NOW THAT WAS FUNNY  :cooldude: he is a danger to himself.  :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: Thanks couldn't stop laughing  a few of them I had to turn away I was laughing but couldn't look like the hook in his nose.
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john

holy mole                 :o             ???             :2funny:
              he's a funny feller                :-[
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Jess Tolbirt

i remember when he kicked his hitch back in 87 i think it was,, i laffed for days only cause i had done it myself,,
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cookiedough

I have Bill Dance's VHS tape from 20 or so years ago with some of these bloopers on them, totally hilarious.  I never saw the one though on the trolling motor going off it's front mount and he fights with it while still running, that is one of the funniest I ever seen him do.  Thanks for the flashback moments.  Only thing I did not like about his shows was all he really fished for was largemouth bass and a few times catfish, but mostly just largemouth bass.  If I was that clumsy, I'd quit fishing and put myself in a 6x6 cell so I could not hurt myself. 

old2soon

When he grabbed the hydrant i said Don't do dat. :uglystupid2: Soon as ha said stump-i knew. :2funny: If that lure in his nose is past the barb-dats why you need side cutters in yer tackle box, ;) Why would ya wanna leave the lake fer a hook in da beak?? :tickedoff: Had tears in ma eyes from some of dat fer laughing so hard. :cooldude: And i have yet to see the shin bone that can move a trailer hitch. :roll: RIDE SAFE.
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Thulsa Doom

Kicked a trailer hitch before. Left a lump on my shin for days. Worst part was it wasn't my hitch. Just some truck in a parking lot.
... and as I shifted into second I couldn't remember a thing she said.

cookiedough

Quote from: Thulsa Doom on Sun 03, Jun 2012, 19:46:25
Kicked a trailer hitch before. Left a lump on my shin for days. Worst part was it wasn't my hitch. Just some truck in a parking lot.

I've done the hitting my chin with my hitch on my truck a few times and hurts pretty darn good for a day or two.  Bill Dance takes the cake on clumsiness though and makes me wonder if some of those mishaps are staged for camera time?? 

sugerbear

but, wouldn't you LOVE to spend a day fishin with him??
be the highlite of my fishin trips. :cooldude: