I HATE IT

[Clark]

when everybodies out ridin and we dont have any GOOD FEUDS goin

[doubletee]

Your oil choice sucks!
You'll die a flaming death if you go darkside!
Black is the fastest color!
Any waterproof grease will work, moly be cursed!

Is that enough to get something started?   

[KSDragonRider]

Your oil choice sucks!
You'll die a flaming death if you go darkside!
Black is the fastest color!
Any waterproof grease will work, moly be cursed!

Is that enough to get something started?   

I run honda oil (just cause i dont know any better), I change oil at 3k (cause i want to), I run a car tire rear (cause its my wallet that buys tires), I ordered a Shinko front(again with the wallet), my bike is the fastest color fast black and red, and i use moly grease not paste every 8-10k.

Flame suit on 

[Clark]

Vstroms ARE THE BEST..AND THEY'RE NOT UGLY

[Alien]

Will a Sportster engine fit in a Valkyrie frame?  I think Sportsters sound way cooler than Valkyries.  

I'm thinking about running car tires front and back because my kickstand is broken and I don't turn that much anyway.

Contrary to popular belief, it is not neccessary to grease your splines.  Grease makes things slippery.  Slippery things can easily fall off.  Much safer not to lube at all.  

Real men ride in shorts, flip flops and nothing else.  Helmets are for scairdy cats.


Obama has hatched an evil scheme to devalue Valkyries in a last ditch attempt to prop up Harley Davidson.

NOTE:  None of the above statements reflect my actual views.  Carry on.

[old2soon]

when everybodies out ridin and we dont have any GOOD FEUDS goin

To paraphrase the H/D ad-screw it i'm goin ridin. Way more fun than starting any silly a$$ feud. Wait til winter-than fast colors oil tires ad nauseum. RIDE SAFE.

[fudgie]

Vstroms ARE THE BEST..AND THEY'RE NOT UGLY

Well....only the yellow ones. 

[solo1]

Yeah, and the gray Vstroms will out run the yellow ones.  At least I was told that many years ago by Vmax. How do ya like them apples, Potato head, Superman, Clark, Tom ? 

[BigAl]

Tater Tater Tater Tater

[Russell Rice]

Toilet papper spins off faster if it goes over the top rather than down the back. It has way to much drag on it when it goes down the back

[Alien]

Toilet papper spins off faster if it goes over the top rather than down the back. It has way to much drag on it when it goes down the back

Tell my wife that.  It's the only bone of contention in our marriage.

[Red Diamond]

Wait till I catch a V-Strom at a red light with my Red/Black 185HP Valkyrie Interstate. I won't post any pictures cause it's a rare one, only one made in '99. You can't use Mobil One 15-50 oil in it, cause that oil will cause the seals to leak. Car tires are dangerous cause they flex too much on the sidewalls. Oh yea, this one is not ridden or owned by an old white man either. Now that ought to fuel a feud.
I'm going for a ride, not on the Interstate though, it's too fast.

[sugerbear]

and ..................Idaho has the worst fishing, ugliest men, and best highways.

[ricoman]

oh yeah, well I get 48 mpg, two up, at 75mph.
I ran 800 miles in 9 hrs, two up on 2 lane roads in the dark & in the rain

[john]

                        screw the united nations

[Clark]

MAN... this is 1 TOUGH CROWD

[sugerbear]

just wait till THE anvil joins in...........................where is he anyway ???

[Clark]

just wait till THE anvil joins in...........................where is he anyway ???

prolly watchin Jimmy Carter tapes

[Red Diamond]

just wait till THE anvil joins in...........................where is he anyway ???

prolly watchin Jimmy Carter tapes

Be careful what you say here, I happen to like peanuts. No, No, wait, I really didn't want to say that.

[junior]

Clark you reall need to ditch them homosexual tenencies and get yourself a woman atleast one with a pulse

[Clark]

Clark you reall need to ditch them homosexual tenencies and get yourself a woman atleast one with a pulse

the FACT that you sent me nude pics of yourself DOES NOT mean I have homo tenecies.. but I did almost PUKE

[Jess from VA]

Toilet papper spins off faster if it goes over the top rather than down the back. It has way to much drag on it when it goes down the back

Tell my wife that.  It's the only bone of contention in our marriage.

Here's the fix .... if the TP don't come out the top, I'm wipin my ass on the curtains from now on.   

[Clark]

Yeah, and the gray Vstroms will out run the yellow ones.  At least I was told that many years ago by Vmax. How do ya like them apples, Potato head, Superman, Clark, Tom ? 

YER SLIIPIN WAYNE.. does SUPPERMAN ring a bell??

[Clark]

Toilet papper spins off faster if it goes over the top rather than down the back. It has way to much drag on it when it goes down the back

Tell my wife that.  It's the only bone of contention in our marriage.

Here's the fix .... if the TP don't come out the top, I'm wipin my ass on the curtains from now on.   

ROFLMAO

[BF]

Goldwings have personality........and if you've seen one Valkyrie, you've seen them all.   

[old2soon]

Been back like 20 mins AFTER a 174 mile ride. I are so happy you(Insert anyting ya'll want here)is playing nice and not tryin to kill one another. Ya'll play nice or no brewskis or desert 2nite. RIDE SAFE.

[9Ball]

Clark you reall need to ditch them homosexual tenencies and get yourself a woman atleast one with a pulse

the FACT that you sent me nude pics of yourself DOES NOT mean I have homo tenecies.. but I did almost PUKE

he must be running for Congress!! 

[john]

 " if the TP don't come out the top, I'm wipin my ass on the curtains from now on. "
   guess what your wife will use to thick'in the stew             

[musclehead]

                        screw the united nations

with something uncomfortably large and spiked! 

[Clark]

Clark you reall need to ditch them homosexual tenencies and get yourself a woman atleast one with a pulse

the FACT that you sent me nude pics of yourself DOES NOT mean I have homo tenecies.. but I did almost PUKE

he must be running for Congress!! 

[fudgie]

Clark you reall need to ditch them homosexual tenencies and get yourself a woman atleast one with a pulse

the FACT that you sent me nude pics of yourself DOES NOT mean I have homo tenecies.. but I did almost PUKE

Thats some funny sh!t! 

[Russell Rice]

Quote from: msapers on Today at 12:24:24 PM


Quote from: Russell Rice on Today at 11:58:46 AM

Toilet papper spins off faster if it goes over the top rather than down the back. It has way to much drag on it when it goes down the back


Tell my wife that.  It's the only bone of contention in our marriage.

Here's the fix .... if the TP don't come out the top, I'm wipin my ass on the curtains from now on.   

Good thing there are no curtains in our bathroom

[junior]

Clark you reall need to ditch them homosexual tenencies and get yourself a woman atleast one with a pulse

the FACT that you sent me nude pics of yourself DOES NOT mean I have homo tenecies.. but I did almost PUKE

this comment means nothing without the pic............ 

[Raverez]

Superman can run faster than The Flash.
Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson? Hmmm