My wife made me really mad last night!

[5_19]

I am about to take off on a 3 week trip on my bike and have been planning this for a few years now!  Can't wait to get on the road!

While I was double checking making sure i had everything packed and not forget anything she comes over and insist that I take the new vacuum cleaner also. If I don't I CAN'T GO!! WHAT ?

And than I woke up. I am so re-leaved, she scared me for a minute! 

[Jess from VA]

I occasionally have weird dreams, but so far none involve a vacuum cleaner.  LOL

[Red Diamond]

On the trip to IZ12, my wife wanted me to take my whole wardrobe, I looked like Fred Flintstone riding a motorcycle on a camping trip. Luckily, yours was just a dream, wait until she actually helps you pack.

[john]

 

[BnB Tom]

 Hope she's not trying to tell you that 'You Suck'! 

[5_19]

Hope she's not trying to tell you that 'You Suck'! 

Now you got worried. After being married 22 years I still have a difficult time translating what she thinks sometimes................... OK all the time. When I told Peggy and the kids about my nightmare, they were rolling on the ground laughing. Translation please from some of you better edjumicated female valkaholics please!

If it come down to it I figure I can always mount a hitch to that vacuum cleaner and drag it around. It would effect my mileage I know, only for the first tank and I can live with that 

[RainMaker]

It's really bad when you can't figure out what your wife is thinking when it's in YOUR dream.

Now, in real life, if you can figure her out, you'll be the first man to ever accomplish such a feat.

[JimmyG]

It's simple. You have a suppressed guilt feeling about some maintenance job around the house that you have put off and the wife could be better off if you fixed it.  You know you are being selfish by taking off on this trip, and now the guilt is creeping in, first in your dream state, and within 4 days into your trip, you will suddenly turn around and head home feeling totally guilty about something you have yet to figure out what it is.  You will get home with your tail between your legs and do some submissive gesture to reassure the boss that she is still the boss and you screwed up and it will never happen again......................
or something like that

[Rocketman]

It doesn't start getting really weird until you start getting into trouble for things you did in HER dream.

Perhaps where I went wrong was when I started trying to convince her later that me going out with other women was just me trying to fulfill her wildest dreams!

Mark

[doubleminded]

It's simple. You have a suppressed guilt feeling about some maintenance job around the house that you have put off and the wife could be better off if you fixed it.  You know you are being selfish by taking off on this trip, and now the guilt is creeping in, first in your dream state, and within 4 days into your trip, you will suddenly turn around and head home feeling totally guilty about something you have yet to figure out what it is.  You will get home with your tail between your legs and do some submissive gesture to reassure the boss that she is still the boss and you screwed up and it will never happen again......................
or something like that

I was a navy corpsman 69-73.

[Disco]

Knowing you like I do, my first thought was: take the vac or don't ride = where are you going to strap it?  Your hitch method is even better.  It's temporary!   

[HayHauler]

He could put it in his nifty little trailer.....

Hay 
Jimmyt

[DIGGER]

Do what ever it takes to keep the wife happy......strap on the vacumn cleaner.....1st stop is at your buddies house........last stop coming home is your buddies house..........gotta keep the little lady happy.

[Serk]

Did ya'll hear that Harley Davidson finally came out with a product that doesn't suck?

Yeah... they make a vacuum cleaner now...

[5_19]

Did ya'll hear that Harley Davidson finally came out with a product that doesn't suck?

Yeah... they make a vacuum cleaner now...

It might look like this..........




WHAT A NIGHTMARE!!!!! !!!!